TrogloRAT

Instead of keeping a diary, I have decided to overshare on the internet

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Guys I forgot I had a Twitter that I use as a diary

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My bed looking awfully welcoming this morning

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I have allergies ):

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Since when did they domesticate humans? I wish to be freed

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There is truly nothing like trying to put a bra on when your skin is wet. It just makes you hate reality a little bit more. 🌠

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Society is a burden and I, the camel

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Fun fact I’ve actually never committed any war crimes yet

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The microwave in my cranium is humming I think it demands sustenance

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My pet boyfriend broke my phone today by sending me hand stickers just because he couldn’t see me because he’s sick. What a dreamy guy 😍 also never do that again or I will laminate you

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Maybe society would like me more if I was made of Beef Stroganoff (haha what a quirky tweet I just did)

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Guys I am so good at mental health you don’t even know (I put warm water in my water bottle so I feel a semblance of comfort. Now, my freshman dorm dysentery water tastes deluxe).

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The air smells of soggy hot dogs today fellas

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They released me back into the wild

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They can’t contain me in here forever. I’ll make my escape, and this’ll be the last touille they ever ratted

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One one hand, the coronavirus kinda hurts my head and sinuses, but on the other hand, kinda excited to be one step closer to being a plague rat (;

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Would it be appropriate to live-tweet my death or is that like a no in the eyes of society

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Notice how it’s called HERricane and not HIMicane. That’s because women are capable of mass destruction.

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Cloak of spiders mmm

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Dude I wish I could die in slow motion

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I’m feeling a lot better now that I speedran the 5 stages of grief