Troll Underbridge

I'm a troll on the Internet, not an Internet Troll. - I eat goats and children.

[Theodora 🇬🇧🇮🇱🇺🇦 @TheaDickinson]

What.

[Dr. Death & Divinity @AndrewChesnut1]

A prominent devotee from Los Angeles put the new edition of my Santa Muerte book on his altar

[Troll Underbridge @TrollBelow]

A little something for your nightmares. #Clown

[Molotov Cocktail @MollyCocktail]

Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.

Stay lazy my friends.

[Troll Underbridge @TrollBelow]

Does anyone know how to get goat blood out of a silk shirt?

[Troll Underbridge @TrollBelow]

I hear Bannon's bathtub meth can't be beat.

[ABC News @ABC]

Detective with experience handling exotic snakes captures a 9-foot-long yellow anaconda found in Tallahassee, FL. https://t.co/O0pXTKVqV6

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

SECURITY GUARD: You can't bring outside food in here.

ME: This is a service burrito.

[Cthulhu 2028 @cthulhu4america]

The only fair #TaxReform is a death tax of 0%

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

for sale: @babyshoes, never used

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

this man has 100% performed an at home lobotomy on a drifter

[The Mormon Prophet 🔥🗡️ @4JosephSmithJr]

Some prophets have all the fun. #mormon #apostake

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Once again: Satanists are atheists. People who believe in a literal Satan are devil worshipers, a sect of Christianity.

[Troll Underbridge @TrollBelow]

@cth

[Dr Ross Barnett @DeepFriedDNA]

Best find- this slightly creepy terracotta doll's head. #mudlarking

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

📷 12 Days Left! Click here to submit a Satanic Warlock’s name for nomination today!  With only 12 days... https://t.co/t2FhmERPiW

[Being Human Festival @BeingHumanFest]

Here's to Arthur Rackman. Illustrator of Peter Pan, Gulliver's Travels & countless fairies, goblins & witches! Born 150 years ago today.