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[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Engineering ಗಾದೆ ಮಾತುಗಳು.

Engineering ಮಾಡುವಾಗ Results ಕೇಳಬಾರದು.
Engineering ಆದಮೇಲೆ salary ಕೇಳಬಾರದು.

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

I would like to thank myself, for teaching myself everything this semester.

@TrollVtu

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Engineer ?
Heated gold is called ORNAMENT.
Beaten copper is called WIRE.
Compressed carbon is called
DIAMOND.

Heated, beaten, compressed person is called ENGINEER!!

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Engineering fact!
Order of operations
- Study
- Take the test
- pass it
- Forget what you learned
- Start a new semester.

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[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Don't feel sad
If someone rejects you

People usually reject expensive things & go for the cheap one.

@TrollVtu

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

"College" andre
C- Come
O- On
L- Lets
L- Love
E- Every
G- Girl
E- Equally

Artha aytha boys 😂

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Engineers write longer answers when they don't know the solution than when they know the exact answer.

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

ಎಲ್ಲರ life Nalli ಆಟ ಆಡುವ ಎಲ್ಲ pro player gu
#NationalSportsDay

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[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Before
Appa :- Job yavaga hudukuthiya
Me:- Appa results barali iru.

Now
Appa:- Results banthall job yavaga hudukuthiya
Me:- Degree certificate sigali iru appa amele hudukuthini😅

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Exam's are good.
They make me realise that
I can sit idle for 3 hour's without my phone.

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

ಬದುಕು ಒಂದೇ ಸಲ
ಸಾವು ಒಂದೇ ಸಲ
ಪ್ರೀತಿಯು ಒಂದೇ ಸಲ
ಮದುವೆಯೂ ಒಂದೇ ಸಲ
ಬಡ್ಡಿ ಮಗಂದು Exam ಯಾಕಪ್ಪಾ ಪ್ರತೀ ಸಲ

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[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

You study.......... you pass
You pass.... .......You get happy
You get happy....You play
You play.......... ..You get tired
You get tired...... You get sick
You get sick....... you die
So don't study 😂😂

@TrollVtu

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

ಇದು ಯಾವ ನ್ಯಾಯ ಗುರು
#IPL ಮಾತ್ರ Dubai ನಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾಡ್ತೀರಾ.
ನಮ್ಮ Exam ನ ಮಾತ್ರ cancel madthira

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Instagram Reels, what's app status open madidre saaku
"Biddaga yaru baralilla"
"Biddaga yaru baralilla" anthira
Nin yavan Guru bilu antha heliddu ??
Bidde thane T mucckond yedo mele 😂
Adanna Bittu shoki madthare.

@TrollVtu

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Favourite lines
"The more you give importance to someone,
the more you'll lose your importance in their life.

And one day
You will lose that person too.

@TrollVtu

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

#Engineering Fact
Engineers care about attendence percentage more than semester aggregate.

@TrollVtu
#engineers

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Karma
They said no phone inside the school.
Today school is inside the phone.

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Students Results have Been Decreased Through Online Class Offline Exams
Many students Have Failed in many Subjects Whose Responsible For this failure of Education System in Online mode?
Can u Explain @drashwathcn @BSYBJP
#VTUcancelyearbacksystem2021

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Online class

Teacher:- Camera 📷 inda yakappa Ninu astu doora kunthiddiya??
Me:- yakandre Nanobba backbencher alva sir😎😎

[VTU troll page @TrollVtu]

Grades according to parents
A- Average
B- Below Average
C- can't have dinner
D- Don't come home
D- Find a new family 😂😂