TrollingDonaldTrump

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

@BGrueskin Dumb and Dumber

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

@JoeBiden is Agent (remove the) Orange.

Congratulations, @POTUS!

THE PRESIDENT AMERICA DESERVES!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

@mtracey You spelled competent administration incorrectly. 😎

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

@SarahHuckabee With the keen analytical skills of yours on clear display here, no wonder the only job you succeeded at in your entire life was the one that had you working for a pathetic, lying, racist, sociopathic maniac.

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

If you want to reach me to work on something in the future, you can email me at [email protected].

Cheers 🥂! Let's get through the next 11.5 days insurrection-free, OK? 😎

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

Ding, dong! The big, fat orange 💩 is blocked.

After over 17,600 replies to @realDonaldTrump's amoral, hypocritical, asinine, pathetic, egocentric, evil, lie-a-minute tweets over the past four years, your favorite troll - @TrollingDTrump - will be going into a HAPPY RETIREMENT!

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

I truly hope @realDonaldTrump doesn't do anything even more stupid, dangerous, or damaging in the remaining days. If he does, I will likely tweet about it here.

But without @realDonaldTrump tweets to troll any more, the official duty I signed up for on Jan 20, 2017 is COMPLETE!

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

And here I thought I had 12 more days of trolling left to do...

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

WTaF

[Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker]

“But [the rioters] could not find Mr. Schumer’s office. He said they asked a Capitol Police officer, who tried to direct them.”

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

IMPEACH AND CONVICT

[John McCormack @McCormackJohn]

Gov. Larry Hogan says requests to send in the Maryland National Guard were rejected for 90 minutes on Wednesday.

Read this. https://t.co/lrCB4gn4ni

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

@BryanLowry3 @BGrueskin Book deal > People's lives

Wouldn't be a psychopath/MAGA Republican if that equation didn't compute.

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

That's because nobody would want your blood-soaked body ANYWHERE NEAR ANYTHING SACRED IN OUR COUNTRY.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

Proving once and for all that you were never the man you claimed to be. You have always been a loser, pretending to be a winner.

Congratulations - you've won the Nobel Prize for the World's Worst Loser.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

The 81.2 MILLION AMERICANS who voted against you and your insurrection and your cult BEAT YOU TO A PULP at the voting booth and, as a result, our democracy will SLOWLY RECOVER from this despicable era of American history.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The 75,000,000 great American Patriots who voted for me, AMERICA FIRST, and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will have a GIANT VOICE long into the future. They will not be disrespected or treated unfairly in any way, shape or form!!!

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

Yesterday: "I love the insurrectionists"

Today, under threat of being 25th'd: "I'm the great unifier who scolds all who invaded the people's house."

Tomorrow: Back to your regularly scheduled DJT tomf*ckery.

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

Sedition Artist.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

[TrollingDonaldTrump @TrollingDTrump]

The arsonist firefighter.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Please support our Capitol Police and Law Enforcement. They are truly on the side of our Country. Stay peaceful!