Jake the Flyers Fan

Eternally in pain from the Flyers, Sixers, and Phillies.

Trombonist for @thelonelypencap

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

THE TONELLIS 2011 SIGN IS GONE. NOT. A. DRILL.

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

@Dex_Appeal No I'm just saying that too play all the wr you have... Aj, Smith, Hollywood, lemon, wicks, Wilson, Moore....

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

Byron Buxton would be great on the Phillies. It's time to save him from Minnesota purgatory

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

@hallofgoodpod @MLBRandomStats needs to be in it

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

Carter Hart's name on the cup is going to kill me

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

Lmao like 5 group before group 1. Homie is like 15th to get on

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

I rarely fly so maybe I'm out of touch... But there are 14 tsa gates and only 2 open. With a 45 minute line at 4 am. Call me crazy but I would open more lines

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

Shout out to the people that stand in line at the gate 40 minutes before boarding starts. The pilot isn't here but dammit if you won't be the first one on the plane

[lupe @thinkblueloops]

me any time someone asks to take a picture

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

@King_of_Pursia But I can update my response for modern times....
Fuck that dumbass clanker

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

@King_of_Pursia Huh Idk why this tweet just decided to send from my drafts, now

[Ashlyn Sullivan @ashlynrsullivan]

Flyers GM Danny Briere has announced the injuries the team will work to rehab this offseason.

[Jake the Flyers Fan @TromboneJake84]

@Dex_Appeal Looks fast

[Alex Cheremeteff @AlexCheremeteff]

Top 5 BABIP since 1901 (min. 2,000 PA):

1) Ty Cobb - .383
2) Brandon Marsh - .373
3) Joe Jackson - .366
4) Rogers Hornsby - .365
5) Rod Carew - .359

#MLB @Phillies