Tron_Little

Comedian, writer, cries frequently at baseball games. Oh, Beloit! 🐢🐢

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

You guys remember when the Cubs won the World Series?

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God imagine if the speech writer didn't forget to delete "analgesics" from the script

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

Was that an ITYSL reference from @SethGreen on Celebrity Jeopardy right before Triple Jeopardy?

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

Maybe she meant a man with Hans Asperger's Nazi memorabilia

[Batya Ungar-Sargon @bungarsargon]

As a person with a *strong* track record of criticizing Elon Musk, I feel extremely confident asserting that this was not a Nazi salute. Elon Musk is a friend to the Jews. This is a man with Aspergers exuberantly throwing his heart to the crowd. We don't need to invent outrage.

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

Setting aside the ridiculous insinuation being made by this line of questioning that suggests only certain calibers of speech should be free, are we seriously supposed to believe that Samuel Alito is not intimately familiar with the content available on PornHub dot com?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Alito: One the parties here is the owner of pornhub… Is it like the old Playboy magazine, you have essays there by the modern day equivalent of Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley Jr?

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

You knew Gonzalez was gonna make that close based on how difficult a time he had putting on his helmet

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And again on the illegal touching on the punt. Announcers explain the penalty and then just kinda have to go silent when it's clear that the call is just flat out wrong

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Once again, something goes to replay that shows clearly to the audience at home that the refs have made a mistake, and the NFL just decides to continue the game with an incorrect call without any explanation

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

...he clearly recovered?

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

Obama: You should know- your wife kissed me on the cheek when I got here. Now look at ya, all alone. Everybody’s going to party at my house

Trump: AND Jacob doesn't touch iiiitt

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump and Obama continue their extended conversation

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

The news channels just skip Mountain Time. They do Chicago and then they just go straight to LA/Vegas for New Years. That's wild lmao

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I feel like 2025 should be the year that someone invents something that's as cheap and entertaining as fireworks, but that... isn't fireworks

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Terry McLaurin fantasy owners every time Olamide Zaccheus gets a catch

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This Jets/Bills game is almost unwatchable so far. Every play has either been a flag or an injury

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

Cardinals right tackle Jonah Williams just scored a touchdown, but we were denied the offensive lineman TD dance by a review

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JOTTTAAAAAA

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Loving the internet today, bc funny people are like, "Nah, Luigi was with me that day" and then there are serious people like, "I'm a licensed esthetician. My years of experience w/ eyebrows tell me the guy who was caught with the murder weapon and a manifesto is not the killer"

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Was hoping someone clipped it: https://t.co/y0PRj3rwga

[Edwin Porras, DPT @FBInjuryDoc]

Mr. LaFleur: not happy

“Bull fucking shit”

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

Matt LaFleur very clearly shouting "bull-fucking-shit" at the ref just now lmao

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Jordan Love is nasty, dude. Looked like a 2nd & 14 sack, but he slips a tackle and then immediately throws a 27 yd DIME

[Tron_Little @Tron_Little]

RE: Olfactory PhD drama on this stupid website today, Radiolab did an episode about a Senator who bashed so called "ridiculous" research in academia with "Golden Fleece" awards.

Spoiler: Great inventions/breakthroughs come from seemingly obscure research https://t.co/4OUWDsuTsO