Trooper Rhysgard

UVA / “This ain’t no hobby, son” -Kis

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Paul Simon. Diamonds on the Souls of her Shoes. On the touchtunes. Every time.

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They shouldn’t call it rush hour in Greenville they should call it limitless pain hour

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@0Christian3_ @tgrmontanaskier @TheRealCruzOx Saban was in Death Valley for this one too I believe

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@PGATUOR @StripeFG This seems to be a Mormon map

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Joy maxxing #truist #hidell

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MONTGOMERY BELL ACADEMY! HOW THE FUCK ARE WE TONIGHT *Broadway girls starts playing* #shay

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@SidKhurana3607 #promotethebarons #relegatethewhitesox

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Just walked a half mile to my favorite pub

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@Nathan2969351 @charlieo_conn Is he hurt? Buddies have him next (first) goal and they’re tracking his ice time and he’s barely out there

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Not actually. I have a regular job. This is a bachelor trip and I took pto

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Can’t believe I get paid to do this

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Bowing to the public golf course in Rock Hill, SC after shooting a 94 Texas Scramble with my playing partner

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@BarbourJam01 @OrrStratton Got you. Dont worry. Seeing Jacoozy later. Think they play Georgia on my Mind? I think so. What a time to be alive.

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@justfactsmaam I love America so much

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I am federal agent Jack Bauer, and I just took a .6 mile uber to Tyber creek.

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I’m federal agent Jack Bauer. This… is the longest day of my life.

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@barstoolsouthend #charberia

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CBDB IS BACK?!!!!! Life is for the liviiiing

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Computer neither my uber driver (who was black but not west African) nor the girl I love will talk to me what’s my issue?

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Computer how do I kill myself with readily available home products? Ie baking soda etc.