Trophy Wives

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

I wish I could find a job in the real world where I could bake and cook all day.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@bellecose I say broadcast it anyways. Make sure she doesn't come back.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@bitchesandbows oh trust me, I have heard alllll about the "friends" Mimi's made via twitter.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@bitchesandbows kind of sad when the only friendships a person can have are via twitter. And don't worry she will alienate you eventually.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@bitchesandbows everyone who tries to be nice to her.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@bitchesandbows her drop out mid semester. She didn't want to tell her parents the real reason is because she's a fugly slut who alienates

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@bitchesandbows ask anyone who knew her at Auburn. After her nationals kicked her out, she lied about being raped so her parents would let

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@bitchesandbows 140 characters isn't enough to explain what all mimi has done. But for starters, she lied about being raped

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@bellecose wish you would just put her in her place already...

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@BamasFinestTFM I'd go with knocked up since you'll probably be knocked up sooner or later.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

@BamasFinestTFM @fratdaddytfm really? Because I heard you accuse them of rape.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

Jealous of everyone in Carolina today.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

I feel like my cover letters and resumes would get more attention if I could send baked goods in with them.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

Always being the one guys want to marry in fuck, marry, kill.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

Somedays a girl just needs to eat cupcakes and watch movies with her sisters.

[Trophy Wives @TrophyWives]

In class and I made out with both guys sitting behind me in the past week. Ugh.

[Jen Rogers @jennn018]

it's sad how much i love the movie Stepford Wives... #dreamlife #trophywife

[Southern Grace @southrngrace_]

Middle aged sexy man in a sexy truck? I can be a good #trophywife