Backdoor Trots

poop talk 💩

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Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

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You ever pee so hard you fart?

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You ever have a #poop that sounds like you’re ripping paper?

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I can’t be the only one who poops like this

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Does it ever feel like you’re just unzipping a ziplock bag and letting it all fall out?

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Y’all ever be wiping your butt and think, “how the hell did it get all the way over here?”

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You ever just make soup instead of poop? @kanyewest

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Bagels before bed = balloon farts all morning.

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omg best album ever: https://t.co/zHrTgokOv1

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🎶 Open the poop sock, letting’ it drip drop 🎶

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Going to poop after your first sip of coffee in the morning #wediditJoe

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MRW I blow up the bathroom but have very little TP to work with.

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👼👉👈🐱

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It sounded like a motor just low enough under water that you hear and see the water churning and bubbling, but it isn’t too loud. That was basically the whole experience.

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I’m back, and boy did I just shit out my asshole.

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Urethra franklin

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Leeches from the bog, sprawling, they slithered out from their nest to bathe in the murky waters.

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Pooping hard or hardly poopin? #reddit
#Instagram #scrolling

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Does your butt ever growl at you? Just me?

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@thannathomas Well shit