Patrick Trottier

[Lauri B ❤ aka Sunshine! 💙🦋💙 @LauriBrenner]

@murphyb849 @NickKnudsenUS @Missy4PA

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

Update: the one-armed shed king is dead. I salute this warrior, who simply had no fucks left to give.

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

Me: I'll clear this shed

Mouse: Keep the hand, I'll take the cheese. This is my shed.

Me: I'll get my stuff out, sir.

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

Me: I'll clear this shed

Mouse: Keep the hand, I'll take the cheese. This is my shed.

Me: I'll get my stuff out, sir.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

KOKO is one of the great novels of the 20th century’s second half.

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

Holden Tudiks should stay close to his phone today.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Joshua Trump’s name got him bullied. Now the sixth-grader is going to the State of the Union. https://t.co/N7RFOLbEcE

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nonindigenous Larry Crosses State Lines https://t.co/FLfaLupZ1G

[Lynn provost @Lynnprovost1]

@NicholasFerroni @ForAmerica @nbc @Macys Sorry for the typos! I was crying.
*some, * LOVES, *them

[Rev. Dr. Rob Lee @LAvbrehtt]

Fuck you. https://t.co/rRm0MU2Em6

[Baseball Scouting @BSBSCOUT]

WOW! Vladimir Guerrero Jr just woke up the entire Toronto Blue Jays fan base.

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

@realDonaldTrump We

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Snoring May Increase Risk Of Having Throat Slit During Night By Loved One https://t.co/PalDPnBA8q

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Breaking: Nunes Memo Exposes Deep Bias, Corruption In Devin Nunes https://t.co/knGtoN09hi

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

@karlietrottier You're the dark angel

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

Hopefully Mr. Bigglesworth didn't get upset.
https://t.co/eFtlvVgMYI

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

When you get a thank you card from your confirmation mentee and realize you have failed as the mentor.

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

The failing @nytimes did not inform me we were OUT OF MILK this morning! While thousands of bad hombres enjoyed milk on their cereal. Sad!

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

Whoever at ESPN who somehow talked the rest of the production staff to play Stones' "Gimme Shelter" at every break is my champion tonight.

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

https://t.co/TSTTucH6O5 @chellescolo, @eheggerston, @ksmarty12, @olivererholtz, @broook_6, @sosoxoxo_g

[Patrick Trottier @TrottierPatrick]

https://t.co/XTfxOEsY47 @cptrot, @conlog515, @corabrown_, @lamoll182, @hannahd331, @drtrots, @karlsatterlund