They’re eating the dogs!
They’re eating the cats!
In a world of wags and purrs, it's all just gone flat!
With a flick and a flurry, a strange tale begins,
Where treat-time's a horror and pure chaos spins!
The mischievous Whos in their topsy-turvy dance,
Serve up four-legged friends in a crazy, wild prance!
Under the moonlight, they feast and they gnaw,
In a land where pet love has a terrible flaw!
RIP to the 4 victims who tragically lost their lives today in the Apalachee High School shooting. As pictured:
1. Richard Aspinwall (math teacher)
2. Mason Schermerhorn (14y/o student)
3. Christian Angulo (14y/o student)
4. Christina Irimie (math teacher)
"Trump’s deteriorating ability to clearly communicate is a consequential feature of his 2024 candidacy… it’s all the more clear as he now faces off against 59-year-old Vice President Kamala Harris."
When Republicans inevitably blame mental health and not the guns for yet another school shooting - kindly remind them that 205 of them voted AGAINST a bill to expand school-based mental health services.
We’ve had 384 mass shootings year to date in the country. The latest at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia.
Does this piss you off? Do you want to do something about this?
Don’t complain… Vote !
Ahahaha.
Russia just released journalist Gershkovich — which Trump said Putin would only did if he wins the election:
“Vladimir Putin…Will do that for me, and I don't believe he'll do it for anyone else”
Thank you President Biden!!
NEW VIDEO: Once again, Trump reminded us why he’s so unfit for office.
He disrespected journalists, attacked democracy, and spewed offensive comments about @KamalaHarris's race.
His disdain for women was on full display at #NABJ.
Trump must be defeated.
#Harris2024
I don’t understand why Republicans are so “outraged” by the fact that our candidate has a vagina when they’re the ones running a motherfucking pussy for president.
Dems: Trump is a traitor.
MAGA: Snooze.
Dems: Trump is a rapist.
MAGA: Meh.
Dems: Trump is a felon.
MAGA: What’s your point?
Dems: Trump wants to be a dictator.
MAGA: Whatever losers.
Dems: Trump is weird.
MAGA: HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU? Have you no decency?!! That’s just cruel!