Tune In Tokyo

I’m kind of a juggernaut

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

If there was blood and a single gunshot why were they asking who shot who?

Everyone at The Copa Cabana was out of their mind on cocaine

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

I am drinking coffee as an affront to BYU’s god not because of the #Bearcats 10:30 tip

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There’s already 5 new seasons of The Wire fan fiction after the exploding pager news broke

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Your dad

The answer was your dad

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

You know what’s getting really old? Having to have conversations with my 5 young children about radical leftist trying to kill their grandfather. No person should ever have to do this in America or anywhere else and yet I had to have that conversation five times again yesterday.

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

No women’s shoe more an immediate deal breaker than Nike Shox

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

I used to think smoking menthol cigarettes was smooth and cool

Now I know ANY cigarette is dangerous

So definitely make it a menthol

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

Our Song is Holding on 76 you whore

#Bengals
#Chiefs

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

There’s two black Brians in the NFL and they’re both juniors meaning their fathers were black Brians before them

#BlackBrians

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JT didn’t run over a group of nuns Whatever he’s dealing with it’s between him and that monster Biel that drive him to the bottle

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

We all talk a lot of shit for people that did the same things with their god given talent DJ Uiagaleilei did

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

Man who makes living ripping off the desperate and uneducated endorses Trump

Film at 11

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Wow! Pawn Star’s Rick Harrison is speaking at Trump’s Las Vegas rally, says Trump is what’s best for America and tears into Kamala for allowing deadly fentanyl into the country that killed his son this year.

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

Hootie was rich before Wagon Wheel but he wasn’t buy an island rich and you can’t put a price on being named Darius again

#CollegeGameDay

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

I’ll pony up for a new stadium when they go to Michael’s and set up a proper jungle instead of that vinyl covering bullshit we look like Withrow

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

Great idea Today Show I’ll give my kid a Trapper Keeper in the year of our lord 2024 why don’t I just give him Kyle that used to smoke cigarettes with the teachers or the Challenger disaster

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

I don’t think the concussions are Tua’s problem It’s how his hands and feet curl up into little balls that’s scaring everyone

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

Shoulda been you, Daniel Larusso

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

Again

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

weed smokers be like it's 9am time to make myself retarded

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

Do you know how much you have to hate your dad to do yoga in a public park in this heat?

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

These damn monkeys are either ripping your face off or breaking your heart

#ChimpCrazy

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

25 Words Or Less

My Opponent: “I can it in 19 words”

*crowd ooohs*

Me: “Meredith, I can do it with mental telepathy”

*crowd throws up, Meredith’s ovaries explode*

[Tune In Tokyo @TroutManrammer]

I HAVE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN