george payne, MD

twitter: @trout__ , brick and mortar enthusiast

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

@mo_naggles Search bar literally says “golf” #lank

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Downloading something nice and calm for my 6 hour red eye

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Me looking at the woman that made us ground our aircraft because the bathrooms weren’t working and she had to go that bad

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Me to myself after checking my accounts this morning

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Not so chill things:

1. Squatters rights
2. Getting an order in a minute after happy hour ends
4. Dating apps
5. Folding laundry
6. Ole miss back door covers

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Most hopeless, abysmal app list ive ever seen. Place should be ashamed to call itself a Tap house

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

@worldsbestbet Would finally have a cool, work friendly fun fact

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Sitting here during this “high shark advisory” thinking about how cool of a story getting attacked by a shark would be.

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

People that are incapable of understanding the boarding group system for flights should be euthanized

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

1 am leftovers? Yup

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

“So who are you voting for” ice breaker hasn’t panned out as good as I thought. Not sure why

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Cool baby

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Baby sitting directly behind me for this 5.5 hour flight. Hopefully it’s a cool baby

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Baby sitting directly behind me for this 5.5 hour flight. Hopefully it’s a cool baby

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

@SlamsThoughts “No one leaves. We cut the phone lines. Contain the spread of misinformation. That is how we keep the people from undermining the fruits of their own labor”

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Surely I won’t regret this PF Chang’s before my 5 hour flight.

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

@fread_12

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

I think I like the combo of red wine and steak because everyone told me it’s great. I don’t see the value. A corona xtra would pair just as well with this ribeye.

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

11 .

[george payne, MD @Trout__]

Let’s see how many millers it takes for a lounge bar tender to refuse me service