Troy Assmistadi

World acclaimed author, International public figure, Owner of multiple Ivy League 📃's (like, a lot) who ❤ his mom & mish position.

⚠️ CW: SA

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When I tell females how much I love my mom, they magically lower down their guard down. - Troy

#llovemymom #datetroy

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@rosegallene @Wondrous_Winnie I scrolled this thread hoping to see my name! #datetroy

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@mookymoonrock @birbiibun Speaking of delicate nature! 😘

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@24MonkeyBrain @jackharlowisda1 @jd_occasionally Not a way to talk about your mother.

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@Blank4Blonk @jd_occasionally Ok shorty

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@jackharlowisda1 @jd_occasionally You sound like you don't eat pussy either.

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So I am just a joke to you, uh?

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"In his early years, he had a short stint as a professional baseball player and realised this was not his passion".

Now I am just a professional "player" 😘

@MLB

[CapeTalk on 567AM @CapeTalk]

America's top male escort Troy Amistadi talks about why he became an escort, the types of women he dates and why it can get messy.
https://t.co/Zl9qvAYos6

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I saw #RapeyMcForehead trending this morning, and was relieved to find out it wasn't about me! - Troy
#datetroy

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How's your summer going Twitter? Melania and I are having a blast on father's yatch!

@SpeedoUSA

#hotsummergigolo #datetroy #gigololifestyle #CaptainCringe

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@VivianneRaine @wigglingit4cash Showing off my wax job!

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It's actually the same swimsuit: I stole mother's bikini bottom, and she spent the whole weekend bare butt 🤤

[little sex worker @whininghooker]

@TroyAssmistadi I love that you and your mom having matching swimsuits

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Imitation is a form of flattery! - Troy

#Troywisdom

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I don't feel safe.

#datetroy

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That's because us men have a tendency to project our own breeding fetish on providers.

#TroyWisdom

[Throat Goat 👅💫 𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 @NikkieLovexox]

@lavendricecream I saw a similar thing on review boards, how this guy was complaining that the girl cleaned everything up & walked away with the condom and was tripping that she was gonna impregnate herself..... like are ppl ok??? 🙄 LOOOL 😆 There are so many guys who want bbfs, if a girl really

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Gentlemen gigolos, this is a terrible news for those of us who likes to stealth. #mybodymychoice

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@BlotiaGan Hey Brian Ghattas, we also have your address. Let's see how this attitude translates in person 🙂

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@Wherethefookiam @lesbxian @thechadx2 Ever heard of plantar warts?

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@Thatherton666 @autumnwishart Geez, you have 666 in your username, you must be a real badass! 😯

[dead account @billennialslut]

@BlotiaGan @lavendricecream @MalikaFantasy He’s a known wanna be client in Ottawa that’s pitted, harassed and threatened multiple SW in the past. Buddy lives in his moms basement and looks like a scabby Skrek. I wouldn’t let it get to you. His name is Brian Ghattas.