Troy Bushido

Cosplayer and Tabletop Gamer, Martial Arts Junkie, Online Wellness Coach, and Aspiring Cyberpunk Emo. Welcome to my micro-journal

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@dickiebush review

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@mattiewww @Takahata101 They needed to go back to what worked before their punk experiment: ROH wrestling with a WCW budget 😆

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@Divatopia_

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What's the worse case scenario:

Bride-zilla
Or
Bridesmaids-zilla

?

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How I picture Spiderman if the Yankees won The World Series again 🤣

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"Some folks are born on 3rd base, but act like they've just hit a triple"
- Unknown

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Random thought:
Sailor Mars is the Rick Flag of the Sailor Scouts

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Spoiler-Free thoughts on @starwars Ahsoka:

If Dave Feloni keeps this up, the Sequel Trilogy is gonna turn into "Legends" 🤣

(I know a lot of you are hoping so; don't lie!)

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Wow! These designs are fkin rad.

[Heroes & Villains @hvbrand]

In honor of The Mighty Nein Reunion: Echoes of the Solstice One-Shot, we’re releasing a new collection with Critical Role on 10/6. Who’s ready?

#HeroesVillainsBrand #CriticalRole #MightyNein

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@teamfourstar At least Vegeta allows them to say "Go..." so when they fuse via dance, they can call themselves Gogeta

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@teamfourstar Can't wait to see Bojack!!!!.... (in HFIL 😉)

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@paizo Will starfinder come out in 2e?

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Boba Fett: That amor belongs to me
Din Djarin: it belongs to the mandalorians.
BF: *shows receipt*
DD: oh shit, you good homie

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Me trying to be healthy:

"Turkey Sub with extra meat, please!" 😁

1 hour later...

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When @StarfieldGame becomes real life:

NPC- "I have a penthouse in Neon available for $235K."
Me- "This is a studio apartment."
NPC- "But it has a balcony!"
Me- "It's not even furnished!"
NPC- "But the VIEW FROM THE BALCONY!!!"

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Hottest of takes:

I think the Beach Boys are better than the Beatles

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US Economy in a nutshell:

“Don’t go chasing GDP, Median household income is a better measurement”
- sing it like TLC's 'Waterfalls'

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The truth is, anyone giving financial advice right now is playing the game at "New Game +" even if they started from the beginning.

And yes, we're all playing at Xtreme difficulty right now.

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The financial truth:

If ANY millionaire gives you financial advice right now, just tune them out.

Even if their advice starts with: "If I started with zero, I would..."

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Their version of start with zero still isn't zero. A TRUE zero in this country would be:

- zero dollars
- zero social media contacts
- zero REAL life contacts
- $37,000 in the average student loan debt
- $7k of average credit card debt
- no cell phone
- no laptop