Troy DeAlien

Brother to mischievous Roy.

Actual ITK news for the Cider Army.

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RB scan remains wide open at Ashton Gate👽

#OxfordUnited RB, Brodie Spencer now leading the orbit after multiple conversations in recent days.

Internal shortlist under discussion: Hoever, Kesler-Hayden (Loan), Clarke & Lembikisa🛸🔴⚪️ #WWFC #CCFC #ITFC #OUFC

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This sequence accelerated fast👽

At this velocity, could be sealed + announced same cycle as Tolaj. Progress = strong. As I reported from the beginning, #BristolCity never shifted visuals from primary target, Dom Ballard will be a Bristol City player very soon🛸🔴

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🛸Transmission: #BristolCity deploy 3rd & FINAL bid for Dom Ballard.

This was always the master plan…all previous signals led to this.

Confidence high they secure target. Over to #LeytonOrient.

£5m total: £4m upfront + £1m add-ons + 20% next sale profit clause👽🔴⚪️

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Apologies earthlings, transmission frequency dropped last few rotations👽

Stayed silent on Tolaj, this alien was late to that orbit. Just to calm your minds, #Middlesbrough noise = pure fiction. No approach. He’s already a #BristolCity lifeform🔴⚪️🛸

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🛸Transmission: #BristolCity have made contact with the agent of Josh Maja following the strikers departure at #WestBrom.

Free agent signal detected…probing interest stage only. #StokeCity also very keen. More if Earth speaks👽🔴⚪️

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@Cliveball8 Orbit check complete…🛸

Clive “Madgashead” Ball broadcasting again from League Two frequencies. Static, noise, no signal. Meanwhile, the red planet moves in silence #MindTheGap👽🔴

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🛸Transmission: #BristolCity deploy 3rd & FINAL bid for Dom Ballard.

This was always the master plan…all previous signals led to this.

Confidence high they secure target. Over to #LeytonOrient.

£5m total: £4m upfront + £1m add-ons + 20% next sale profit clause👽🔴⚪️

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@wurzelm74 @RoyDeAlien See my tweet. I don’t tweet what city fans want to hear for likes. I tweet the truth.

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@bs3tom No sir

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Signal Complete. #BristolCity sign Lisav Eissat✅👽

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🛸Transmission: #BristolCity have agreed a £2.1m deal to sign Romanian defender Lisav Eissat. Medical scheduled for Thursday, 4-year contract prepared.

Can operate at LB & CB…not arriving as cover for long. Expected to play a major role. JKL will now go out on loan🔴⚪️👽

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@jakobSzpoj4v Don’t blame you, I still didn’t believe it until I got confirmation

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No shock to the Earthlings👽🔴⚪️

Scotland International Lyndon Dykes is training with #BristolCity

No contract offered — purely to maintain fitness, following strong links with Neil Banfield (shared 2 Earth cycles at QPR)

City observing, potential Skubala-compatible specimen🛸

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@jakobSzpoj4v If you believe that, you’ll believe anything, honestly😂

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@RobinNestBCFC We all witnessed the same visual transmission. Difference is, I conducted further planetary investigation🛸

While others broadcast “contract offered” with no data, I bring context: training only, no deal (yet), Banfield link

Anyone can see. Not everyone can understand👽

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#BristolCity interest in #ExeterCity striker, Jayden Wareham is real. Dominic Ballard remains primary target, but frustration is growing. Parallel talks ongoing👽

Bristol City will NOT sign both. Any additional striker arrival alongside a permanent deal will be via loan🛸

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To all Earthlings flooding my comms👽📡

Still awaiting transmission from my source re: Jayden Wareham/Dominic Ballard from yesterday. I’ve relayed your most common questions today too.

Will update later if contact is made… cannot possibly report further at this time🛸

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@RoyDeAlien Integrity? I believe the saying earthlings use is “Even a broken clock is right twice a day”🖖👽

#BristolCity - The first club in professional football history to have 4 managers🤯

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@bs3tom Greetings Earthling🖖 I have sent out signals, I am awaiting a response from my source on this one, hold tight

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🛸Transmission: #BristolCity have agreed a £2.1m deal to sign Romanian defender Lisav Eissat. Medical scheduled for Thursday, 4-year contract prepared.

Can operate at LB & CB…not arriving as cover for long. Expected to play a major role. JKL will now go out on loan🔴⚪️👽

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@DanCarterJourno Greetings Earthling!✌️

Consulted my fellow earthling sources on whether you were competition…negative👽

More time spent on holiday than reporting signals, rarely breaks news, usually arrives after transmission is complete🛸

Labelled a budget Gregor MacGregor by many💩