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@Jaack If Sweeney falls through, who else are you looking at in the summer window?

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@JaacksHappyHour Cmon, I mean look at him, he's old, white, and loves hanging out with younger people. It's obviously Stevie

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@_Deiseach_ @JaacksHappyHour I second this

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@JaacksHappyHour It's definitely Jack, and it'll definitely be for "the record of the most things someone has said they'll do, and has never done any of them"

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@JaacksHappyHour Jack, I mean look at the silly yellow studio. (I actually quite like it and would love to be at the virgin table one day)

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@JaacksHappyHour Robbie: old, always waking up early (I've been watching), gets things done, no worries at all. Top bloke

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@JaacksHappyHour Stevie, because he's got that cute laugh when he gets nervous and doesn't know how to react to bad news. "Hey Stevie, my family's just died in a horrible fire, I'm really sad". Stevie:

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@JaacksHappyHour Defo jack, he'd be the loudest clapper in first class that even fi would be able to hear it in the back of the plane, because jack didn't want to buy her a first class ticket

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@JaacksHappyHour I think Robbie would once he's had enough of the podcast, because he's to nice to just stop showing up and he's to nice to quit on his mates, but when he's fed up with it in the end, he'd fake it. And then it would probably happen not long after because he's old

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@JaacksHappyHour Oh definitely Alfie, who wouldn't love him shaking that little bum on their lap. Also I think the other guys would just squash me

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@JaacksHappyHour I think it'd be Stevie, deadset just seems like a good bloke

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@JaacksHappyHour Defo Robbie, feel like he takes the look of someone who wants to try it, and probably lives by the philosophy of "you've got to try everything atleast once in your life". Yeah right

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@JaacksHappyHour I'd say Stevie because he'd try get his way to the top to gain the power. First he'd flex his luscious hair, then he'd show of his rock hard teeth, then he'd show of his really strong veins. After all this he would be on top, until they saw him with his shirt off and saw his tits

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@JaacksHappyHour Defo Robbie because he's the only one that travels the most, and he also travels alone a lot, and he also looks like he could be from anywhere so the Scottish passport is probably fake. He's a poster boy for getting thrown in jail for terrorism things

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@JaacksHappyHour It's obviously Jack, and tbh if people didn't wish him happy birthday, he'd probably forget his own

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@JaacksHappyHour Alfie because once again, someone will ask him for some money for a kid and he'll give it all over. Or Robbie because he's old

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@JaacksHappyHour Stevie, he seems like the kind of guy to be into furry stuff

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@JaacksHappyHour It'll be Alfie, and he'll do lots of collabs with men to see if they are a short skin or a long skin

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@JaacksHappyHour Alfie because he doesn't have a backbone to say no and would join a cult with the smallest amount of pressure lol