Not Trudy Harrison

Not the elected MP for Copeland, not Boris’s former PPS, not PUSP for Transport either.

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

Very little

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

Those who voted for me in my constituency would obviously much rather I spent my time chartering private jets to save dogs than Afghan lives, isn’t it obvious?

[Mark R🔶🇺🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦 @mark_rudhall]

.@TrudyHarrisonMP is telling Sky News that she was contacting Charter airlines as a constituency MP. What has the MP for Copeland got to do with Afghanistan, if not acting as the PPS for the Prime Minister. More lies on the horizon
@CWHerald @newsandstar
https://t.co/Awk0e1zLWo

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

It makes a nice change from being elbow deep in the PM

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

Look, Boris says ‘jump’, I say ‘how many dogs would you like me to prioritise saving over human lives?’

[Louis Turner @LouisTurnerFal]

@lewis_goodall @DanielaNadj @sima_kotecha Read the @DailyMailUK coverage which is clinical. I can see Carrie being hauled before parliamentary investigative committees, though @TrudyHarrisonMP seems to be in the direct firing line. She was @BorisJohnson’s PPS. Who authorised her to get involved? Hullo scapegoat.

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

Now now John, no need to swear.

[john ball 3 @johnball32]

@TrudyHarrisonMP Fuck of you cunt just because the fucken tax payers pay for you personally drive doesn’t mean you can get rid of private car ownership #UK #FailedSociety

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

Merry Christmas to all of my constituents, except the ones with morals (who didn’t vote for me).

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

You’re welcome Daniel! As long as I can find the time to remove my head from Boris’ arsehole, I’ll be there.

[Daniel @daniel_bz8]

@TrudyHarrisonMP Thanks for everything you've done for us, Trudy! See you at the next official opening of The Rum Story, or wherever the cameras happen to be. xx

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

I’m going nowhere.

As long as The Daily Mail & The Sun can keep Sellafield workers on 35k a year convinced that Labour will double their tax bill & use the money to give ten gold plated iPhones to all refugees, I’m afraid you’re stuck with me.

[macca 🤨🙋‍♂️ @mcmulorng]

@TrudyHarrisonMP so you would love us to own nothing and be happy ? well wait till the next voting comes around , you are the weakest link goodbye.

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

If the working class truly want to liberate themselves, then they should simply move somewhere with adequate public transport.

[Ann Sheridan One of the 80% 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧🇮🇱🇬🇧 @bernerlap]

That will go down like a cup of cold sick in Copeland. Cheap reliable private transport has done more than anything else to liberate working people.If @TrudyHarrisonMP really believes this she’ll be out on her ear at the next election & she’ll deserve it. https://t.co/guF0qrlQ43

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

Now that’s what I call a pretty successful year.

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

I couldn’t agree more!

How dare these ruddy children demand such exuberant frivolities such as TV entertainment?

Why on Earth would children need their parents to pay for a phone contract so they can stay in contact? They should be paying for such luxuries themselves.

[Ian Snake @IanSnake1]

So for all the gimps in Copeland who are struggling to work out if you really need help feeding your kids or if your just a fuckwit! I've drawn up a simple way to find out! What's everyone thoughts?@BorisJohnson @CopelandMayor @TrudyHarrisonMP @WhitehavenNews

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

I had quite a similar Monday, Caitlin.

Except just replace ‘my hand’ with ‘my head’ and ‘dog shit’ with ‘Boris’s Johnson’s arsehole’.

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

I can vouch for Mark here, those dirty jam eaters just can’t stop swapping Haribos for wraps of cocaine. It’s clearly in the DNA.

[Not Trudy Harrison @TrudyHarrisonMP]

So nervous for tonight! Thankfully I’m readying myself for a long night ahead by feeding off the souls of the lives I’m destroying. #Election2019