The Badlander

Chief Scientist of The Infinite ICP Glitch $ICG

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

https://t.co/fHqXT5s67h

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

Everyone’s looking at the reflection model, but you're missing the bigger picture hiding in plain sight on my profile

What happens when $ICG escapes the data centers? What happens when we actually finish the blueprint Dom wrote five years ago?

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

We’ve opened the full $ICG codebase to @SnassyIcp & @ohshiilabs for an informal internal review.

We’re working through a few fixes now... Once they pass our tests, the repo goes public

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

We started this movement to wake the Internet Computer up. ..The goal was to bring raw volume, attention, & actual fun back to a chain that desperately needed a pulse... But we didn't just launch a token to do it. ..The $ICG protocol pioneered a revolutionary, fully on-chain reward system built directly into a custom ICRC implementation.

Now that the foundation is secure, it’s time to hand it over.

Next week, the entire $ICG codebase will be fully open-sourced... Real public infrastructure demands absolute transparency. We want developers and the community to audit our unique custom ICRC standard, scrutinize the architecture, and push this code further.

Let’s turn this into a foundational standard that the rest of the network builds on.

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

Tomorrow's a big day

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

@PassionPlanet1 @Craigersuk @ICPGlitch I am not what I think I am, I am not what you think I am..
I am what I think you think I am

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

@afaiocc Yea we announced you're one of the winners 🔥

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

We started this movement to wake the Internet Computer up. ..The goal was to bring raw volume, attention, & actual fun back to a chain that desperately needed a pulse... But we didn't just launch a token to do it. ..The $ICG protocol pioneered a revolutionary, fully on-chain reward system built directly into a custom ICRC implementation.

Now that the foundation is secure, it’s time to hand it over.

Next week, the entire $ICG codebase will be fully open-sourced... Real public infrastructure demands absolute transparency. We want developers and the community to audit our unique custom ICRC standard, scrutinize the architecture, and push this code further.

Let’s turn this into a foundational standard that the rest of the network builds on.

[Snassy.icp @SnassyIcp]

Sneed Locked main LP with 8k+ ICP and 337M ICG, locked until Feb 3, 2027

Excited to see this project taking big steps towards providing a safe trading environment for users!

By open sourcing the code so we can inspect that minting is properly blocked and no other little trolls hide in the code, and with project canisters placed under Sneed DAO control (once their source is open) so all upgrades must go via DAO proposal, this project can end up getting an excellent safety rating with Sneed Hub’s safety checker.

Ideally there would also be an open source, on-chain, DAO governed indexer for the project so users can verify what large whale positions exist, and then tools like the one @PassionPlanet1 is using can help identify Sybils (large wallet broken up into many small)…and with all that in place, a token can in fact be made pretty hard to rug/safe to trade.

We’re not all the way there yet, but it seems we’re on our way! 😄

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

@afaiocc Mooonday

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

@integral_wizard @ICPSwap You can build novel tech without acting like a boring academic

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

You came for the money glitch and got scared off by ICPSwap’s display glitch... You couldn’t make this shit up.

We reached out to @ICPSwap, and they confirmed they are looking into it.

Meanwhile, seize the glitch. 99% of people blindly fell for that fake warning and fumbled their entry, but you know what you're looking at now.. Go ape in before the rest of the timeline sees this post and wakes up!

The 1% who didn't flinch have been scooping the supply & making a killing.

The onchain proof is sitting right there-->https://t.co/7qA0XQkbli

Over 3M $ICG burnt in just two days... That’s 0.3% of the total supply permanently gone!! & over 300 ICP distributed all backed by a thick ass liquidity pool that can handle the weight.

The BadLanders deserve to know what they’re looking at ∞

[PassionPlanet @PassionPlanet1]

@TrueBadlander @ICPSwap The real ones knows the first swap prompt is not correct slippage it is the 2nd one which shows nothing for you guys -- see attached-- also this is good info for IC noobs to learn--- 1st picture is not real slippage its outdated pricing from the opening swap- 2nd is accurate

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

Actually speechless watching this unfold...We were literally just at 1.1M burned a few hours ago, and it just smashed past 1.6M.

The supply shock that’s about to hit is going to be absolute madness....

[Infinite ICP Glitch ∞ @ICPGlitch]

We were literally just at 1.1M burned a few hours ago, and it just smashed past 1.6M...

The supply shock that’s about to hit is going to be absolute madness. ..Grab a bag before there's nothing left!

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

Trading is officially back on!!

The glitch is glitching exactly how it was built to...

[Infinite ICP Glitch ∞ @ICPGlitch]

The machine is officially RUNNING!

Over 1.1M $ICG burned in <24 hours

Over 153 $ICP has already been distributed

$ICP is now dropping straight into your wallets every 5 minutes

Go check it out LIVE!👇
https://t.co/Ua1pDHwdAJ

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

@afaiocc @PassionPlanet1 Proves our point

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

Let’s skip the bullshit and drop the character for a minute.. We wanted to give this chain the best Halloween it’s ever had. We wanted to have fun with you guys, build an authentic movement, and bring real energy back to this ecosystem. But if we are going to do this together, we need absolute transparency about why we launched and what went wrong.

You and I both know the reality....#ICP has the most powerful tech stack in crypto, but it is starving to death in the attention economy...The architecture is flawless, but the culture is flat. #DFINITY won't fix the culture, so we decided to.

The $ICG lore the rogue AI, the zero-day exploits, the infinite glitch was a highly engineered Trojan horse built on a real truth. ..We hijacked the AI agent meta because the timeline is obsessed with it right now. With AI actively uncovering critical vulnerabilities in real time and the historic @binance breach happening just a few days ago, the stars aligned for us to drop the ultimate tech-thriller narrative. ..We used this momentum to drag Web3 retail eyeballs, volume, and raw degeneracy directly back to the Internet Computer. We did this because we actually give a damn about the vision of this chain.

Then reality caught up. .When we opened the gates and the Badlanders stormed in, the sheer volume drained the pool canister completely dry. Despite the setup fees we paid them, ICPSwap's pool ran out of cycles under the weight of our community. ..We stepped in with our own capital to manually refuel their canister but while the tank is full, ICPSwap's internal payout queue remains jammed on their end.

Let’s state a harsh truth about the current state of ICP....@ICPSwap is basically the Strait of Hormuz of this network. It is a massive, unavoidable chokepoint. Because of the systemic lack of deep liquidity and the absence of strong alternative DEXs and frankly, we really wish @KongSwapX was still here to absorb some of this load everything has to flow through one single channel.

When you push unprecedented volume through a singular chokepoint, the queues jam. Because of how this architecture operates, even minor inter-canister routing fixes require manual intervention from their end. We built an autonomous liquidity machine, but right now the Strait of Hormuz is closed, and we’re stuck at a toll booth that has to be manually cranked open.

The purest irony is that life imitated our lore in real time we launched with a narrative calling out how governance theater and administrative bureaucracy hold this ecosystem hostage, and the moment our community broke the plumbing, reality mirrored the script. We are literally sitting on a prepared fix right now, but because everything routes through SNS governance, nothing moves without their voting power signing off. We’ve reached out to ICPSwap directly, and since it’s the weekend, we’re simply waiting for their team to get online, cast the votes, and flush the backlog... The fix itself is dead simple, and we expect the route to be completely reopened tomorrow.

What happened this weekend was the ultimate proof of concept demand isn't dead, and retail appetite on #ICP is explosive. The legacy infrastructure just wasn't ready to hold the weight of it.

What we built here is fundamentally different...We spent months in the dark engineering something entirely new to this ecosystem alongside the most respected veteran builders on the network. Most reflection tokens in crypto are held together by fragile, off-chain cron jobs and duct tape. What we designed is different an end-to-end, 100% on-chain pipeline built from the silicon up...We re-engineered the entire machine from custom tax logic, automated deflationary burns, and an autonomous canister timer running silently in the background, executing a continuous loop that streams $ICP straight into your wallet in steady five-minute batches. It just works but for now because this engine autonomously taxes ICG and swaps it for ICP directly through ICPSwap, their jammed pool has our reward pipeline temporarily blocked.

This isn't designed to extract value it’s architected to distribute it--> 0% team allocation, 100% of supply seeded directly to LP, $8K in pure initial liquidity, and the mint canister permanently black holed. The second ICPSwap flushes the queue, the immediate next step is locking the LP via Sneed and passing controller governance directly to SNEED DAO so the entire protocol is decentralized and out of our hands forever.

We tried to simulate breaking the system, and instead, your demand actually broke it.

Now, we hold the line together and show this space what the Badlanders are made of.

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

$ICG was independently verified and built by top-tier ecosystem devs...You can monitor all inter canister calls live on the ICP dashboard right now, & we are aiming to open source the code and soon hand full control to the Sneed DAO

As for the payouts, $ICP emissions will resume once the pool is functioning normally again. It just isn't fair to trigger reward distributions while so many people are still stuck in ICPSwap's jammed pool.

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

Massive launch demand choked @ICPSwap's infrastructure. Their pool canister completely ran out of cycles despite their setup fee... We stepped in to manually refuel it, but ICPSwap’s internal payout queue remains stuck on their end.

If your swap executed but your $ICG hasn't arrived, your funds are safe. ..Your transaction is permanently on-chain. We are simply waiting for @ICPSwap to unstick their queue. To be clear->this is an ICPSwap bottleneck, not an ICG contract flaw.

Standard Protocol:

- Do not initiate new trades.
- Do not retry pending swaps.
- Keep your transaction details handy.

The Upside:
The sheer volume that just broke the DEX is exactly what feeds the $ICG reward engine. Once ICPSwap clears the backlog and your tokens land, the contract takes over. Just by holding $ICG, you will automatically earn $ICP directly to your wallet every 5 minutes. No claiming, no staking just pure, automated on chain distribution.

We are pushing @ICPSwap hard to resolve this... The architecture is flawless, and the deflationary burn is ready for this volume... Your tokens are coming. Stand by for the first emission cycle

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

@afaiocc @0xxultist @ICPSwap We will Sneed Lock as soon as we get the pool issue resolved & get the ICP emissions on

[The Badlander @TrueBadlander]

@CBredman76 @SnassyIcp @ICPSwap Its all Onchain data this time 😉