John Vorhaus

A true fact is true; a bar fact is something that sounds true in bars late at night. Buy all things Vorhausian at True Fact!

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Here’s the idea I’m having now:

1/ I have lifelong experience in teaching and training writers, especially TV/screen writers and comedy writers. As a mentor, guide and coach, I can be objectively thought of as second-to-few.

2/ I have a serious need for…https://t.co/Epb59AWQVK

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A little color to brighten up your Monday. Www.tinyurl.jvseverythingshop https://t.co/TaX9bJnHWR

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Still funny. Still egoistic. https://t.co/OHu3lHoAOY

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I came of age as a Dodger fan in the last days of the 1962 season. At seven, I was old enough to appreciate that something exciting was going on, but couldn't quite grasp what. By the following spring I fully got... https://t.co/q1K5eypkB6

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Today's found object:

"Master bedroom has its private bathroom and walking closet."

Just on a daily basis I can see that being a hassle.

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Avast ye lubbers! It be not too late to talk like a pirate in honarrgh of #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay. Yar!

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Avast, ahoy! https://t.co/b6VNTs9uNN

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Hey, did you hear about the rock band with financial expertise? The Accounting Crows. I just made that up. Har!

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See? This is what I've been saying all along! https://t.co/dL4Olqk6nl

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Some of my finest work https://t.co/8pIYlQh6Kc

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Today's winner of the DOSC (Daily Odd Syntax Challenge) comes from a review of a European hotel. "The view, it is clean and Suzanna very serviable." #CantWaitToMeetSuzanna

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I never had a Wikipedia page, but I'm excited to discover that I have a Wikiquote one. https://t.co/nhPcY8A5h0 https://t.co/nhPcY8A5h0

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How many days till orange45 issues an executive order banning violent video games?

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This is someone's real job title: Chief Expert, “Scientific Activity”

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Today, waiting in line at the bank, I found myself playing with the metal chain by which they secure their pens, and I thought, "Well, I've been doing this since I was five."

Plus ça change, non?

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Still true https://t.co/w4vXRG55F9