Dana Traiber

Smile like you mean it. 🎧🙂

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[nelly skarsgård @nellyblywrites]

You’re telling me IT: Welcome to Derry didn’t get any Emmy nominations?!?!?
I’m so pissed rn

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

I feel like we’re waiting for white smoke to come out of Madison Square Garden to signal the birth of America’s new royal family.

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

One thing that has become very clear to me:

The fans flying in from other countries to watch the World Cup get more vacation days than we do.

[Dana Traiber @TrueKillersFan]

So we can all agree: These fake injuries and bitching and moaning over nothing are NOT what this sport is about. 🤮 #fifaworldcup #soccer

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

When Donald Trump went to see the Knicks they lost to break a 13 game winning streak. When Taylor Swift went they staged the greatest comeback in NBA playoff history. 🤔🤔🤔

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

yeah, sex is great and all but have you heard an entire arena boo a shitty president with their whole chest?

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

not to be dramatic but I think if they finally dated the world would start healing

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[celia ☆ @lipasbosco]

my favorite since the first episode 🌟 #teamNiniCoco always

[🪬 ᖴᗩ丅Ꭵᗰᗩ 🪬 @fationinsulin]

Okay, I’m happy for Myki and she definitely deserved it, but Nini lowkey cleared her in this lipsync. #DragRace #DragRace18

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Regardless of whether it’s all talk, when the leader of our country expresses plainly genocidal intent, everyone has to do something.

For citizens of all political stripes, it means rejecting this madness. For Congress, it means taking action to rein him in. Now.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people.

We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.