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ELON MUSK SUFFERS ELECTORAL SYSTEM FAILURE:
Democracy Refuses His Latest Software Update

WASHINGTON, 4 November 2026.

America's midterm elections have delivered a shock to the Republican establishment, but nowhere has the electoral turbulence registered more violently than inside Elon Musk's skull.

As Democrats made gains and Republicans stared nervously at the remaining counts, the world's most expensive internet commenter was last seen demanding that someone reboot democracy.

“Have we tried unplugging the voters and plugging them back in?” Musk asked a cardboard cut-out of himself, which declined to comment.

At X headquarters, engineers were reportedly ordered to investigate why Americans had failed to vote according to their billionaire owner's preferred settings. A preliminary diagnosis blamed a catastrophic malfunction known as “people having their own opinions.”

Musk's next move was said to involve launching a rocket carrying the disappointing results into the Sun, where they could no longer interfere with his algorithm.

Meanwhile, his social media platform was apparently preparing a revolutionary new feature: every post criticising Musk would automatically be replaced with a photograph of the trillionaire beside a Tesla looking like a visionary.

Speculation about how he might be coping reached ridiculous heights. The internet's official diagnosis was simple: “I bet Elon Musk is doing a shit load of ketamine right about now.”

To be clear, that's a joke, not a report of drug use. The only confirmed substance being consumed (in industrial quantities) is political humiliation.

Election analysts have cautioned that outstanding races still matter. However, Musk's fictional crisis management team have identified the true culprit: democracy, an outdated operating system that stubbornly refuses to accept software updates from one man with a bank account in the billions.

Asked whether he would respect the voters' verdict, Musk announced a bold new plan to colonise Mars.

Not for humanity. Just to find an electorate small enough to buy.

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Gough Whitlam is currently turning in his grave.

RIP – The Australian Labor Party.

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@PopCultured4 We believe Shayne raised enough to get proper legal help and switched that fundraiser off

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🚨 Many of you have asked about our legendary friend, Sydney artist Shayne Chester.

Well, he currently needs all our help as he is the latest victim of Zionist lawfare for speaking out against Israel's genocide.

This is yet another case of harassment...

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Good question 🤔🧐🤨

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@PaisleyPrickles @SerkanTheWriter This will be solved today. We got a similar issue with one other subscriber so we need to see what has happened before resolving so it doesn't affect others

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@PaisleyPrickles @SerkanTheWriter Hi Paisley - we will get back to you by this evening.

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@PaisleyPrickles @SerkanTheWriter Can you please send an email with some details so we can follow up for you and fix? Thank you

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Hi friends,

We will have an exclusive and all new @TrueNewsWeekly investigation into the cover-up surrounding Greens Senator Jordon Steele-John with EXPLOSIVE NEW REVELATIONS that will utterly shock the public.

If you want to know your True News a decade before anyone else....

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@Crui5erFJ @colonelhogans @jamesmassola @smh @AGE @SerkanTheWriter Yes, we did. The @smh story credits us

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We thank the @smh and @jamesmassola for the credit given to @TrueNewsWeekly for our excellent investigative journalism from almost a decade ago about the sexual harassment scandal surrounding Greens senator Jordon Steele-John that has this week exploded 🧨
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@Atypicalissue @SerkanTheWriter @DavidShoebridge @SenatorJordon We got contacted by News Corp and Daily Mail journos at the time who told us they had heard rumours in Perth but obviously no one from Greens wanted to spill to the corporate media at the time.

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Thank you @DavidShoebridge.

It took 10 years, but action has finally been taken on alleged serial sexual harassing creep Greens politician @SenatorJordon.

It only took a decade after @TrueNewsWeekly was the ONLY media outlet - MSM, independent or otherwise - to do its job!

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Senator Wong has kindly offered to mark the ballots by hand for Palestinians who have lost their arms in Israel’s genocide.

Give Penny a round of applause.

@AlboMP @SenatorWong

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AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ANTHONY ALBANESE

My fellow Australians,

Following my recent address to the United Nations, in which I performed the delicate diplomatic manoeuvre of speaking at length while saying as little as possible about Israel’s destruction of Gaza, I was invited to Tel Aviv for the annual International Zionist Cheerleading Competition.

The standard was fierce. Contestants were judged on their ability to wave the flag, applaud on cue and avoid any sentence that might inconvenience a powerful friend. I am delighted to announce that I won the overall event, along with the Bibi Netanyahu Medal for Excellence in ZioFascism.

It was a proud moment for Australia. I represented our nation with distinction as the Israeli Governor Down Under, a role I’ve been maintaining while insisting that our foreign policy remains entirely independent.

I will wear the medal at every official occasion from now on. It will sit proudly beside the carefully worded statements, the solemn calls for restraint and the conspicuous silences that have become the government’s most reliable exports.

Some people may ask whether the medal comes with any responsibilities. I can confirm that it does: keep smiling, keep applauding and never let a difficult question from the dumbed down MSM get in the way of our narrative.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

Goy, Goy, Goy.

I am, and continue to be,

Your Zionist Australian Governor,
(formerly Prime Minister),

Albo

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For a glimpse into @DavidShoebridge's vision, he wrote this for Deepcut a month ago.

"The Left must meet this moment. It must capture and direct the anger, and deliver a clear anti-establishment message of hope, action and change. We need to shout from rooftops that we will tax the super rich, we will throw open the doors of parliament to community and slam the doors shut on grifters."

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THE CRIPPLED MINER GOT HALF THE MONEY:
BHP’s Crooked Lawyers Embezzled the Rest

At its rotten core, the Simon Turner affair combines contradictory insurer records, a purported employer with no employment relationship, supposedly independent advice pursued by the opposing solicitors, and a lawyer who crossed into the witness box. The result reeks of institutional corruption, professional misconduct, manipulated justice and criminality demanding an immediate investigation by authorities. Damning report by Adam Greenwood.

BHP can move mountains, ship coal across oceans and account for billions of dollars in global revenue. But ask the mining giant to explain the $630,000 discrepancy in one injured miner’s compensation payout, and this corporate colossus suddenly squints at its own accounts like a stunned wombat caught in headlights.

That’s the revolting spectacle exposed by a May 2024 email stream between MinterEllison partner Trent Forno, acting for BHP, and Tom Hunter-Leahy of Conrad Curry Law, acting for Simon Turner.

The emails read like the administrative paperwork from a robbery in which everyone remembered to wear a tie.

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Forno asserted that Turner had received $1,214,827.58, comprising a $700,000 BHP settlement and $514,827.58 in statutory workers’ compensation benefits. It’s a majestic figure, the kind corporations love, because it makes an injured worker sound less like a victim and more like a lottery winner with a grievance problem.

Hunter-Leahy demolished that description. He said Turner received $585,740.03 in total: a $280,000 redemption payment around 30 March 2021 and $305,740.03 from the $700,000 settlement around 24 August 2022.

The difference is a staggering $629,087.55.

And so begins BHP’s greatest magic trick of all time. The lawyers wave a deed, the insurers release a cloud of statutory jargon, and more than half the supposed bounty is nowhere near Turner’s bank account.

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Mr Dave Hughes,
“Hughesy”,
666 Elitist Ave,
Toorak. VIC. 3142.

Dear Dave,

Australia misses the bloke you used to be.

Once upon a time, you were one of us. A one-time battler on the dole, an up-and-coming comedian, and a regular Aussie who could walk onto a stage, tear strips off privilege and pomposity, and make ordinary people laugh because you understood their world.

Then success arrived.

Your career took off. The money rolled in. The property portfolio grew. And somewhere along the way, the bloke who once seemed to stand with ordinary Australians, started sounding increasingly comfortable with the people he once mocked.

That’s the disappointment.

Nobody begrudges your success. You earned it through talent and hard work. But success doesn’t require forgetting where you came from.

There was a time when your comedy punched upwards. You ridiculed power, wealth and self-importance. Now, to many Australians, it feels as though you’ve crossed the room and taken a comfortable seat among the very people your younger self would’ve once turned into a punchline.

That’s why we’re all glad that True News Weekly has produced a song in your honour.

It’s called The Downfall of David Hughes.

It’s sharp, irreverent and deliberately uncomfortable. In other words, exactly the sort of satire the younger Dave Hughes might’ve appreciated. Think of it as a musical intervention, and perhaps even as a tribute to the fearless satirist you once were.

And, Dave, there’s still a way back, if you choose to take that road.

Use your wealth and influence to help Australians struggling with housing, poverty and disadvantage. Put some of that success behind people who have none of the advantages money brought you. Rediscover the outsider who once knew what it was like to have very little – except a sense of humour and something to say.

Most importantly, get back on stage and do what you once did so brilliantly: make Australians laugh while reminding the powerful that they’re never above ridicule.

We would genuinely like to see that Dave Hughes again.

Until then, we’ll keep the microphone ready.

Signed,

The Australian Community

Head Office,
123 Regular Rd,
Averageville. NSW. 2123.

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Former Chris Jordan has presided over more than one tax issue where he was made aware that tax officers were involved in what is described as forgery under the Criminal Code Act 1995 that applies to all public officials.

Yet instead of taking immediate actions against his officers the former Commissioner of Taxation stayed silent, and just passed it on to another Deputy Commissioner.

Who minimised the ATO officers action from a criminal offence under the Criminal Code Act as per the description and classified producing a forged notice of assessment that was irrecoverable at law as just an "error".

Cover up and silence starts from the top of the ATO tree. And the most alarming point is that many of senior ranking ATO Assistant, Deputy and Commissioner of Taxation like Chris Jordan are former KPMG who are happy to cover up their conduct and thst of the ATO. See transcript excerpt below. 👇👇👇