Northern Frog

🇨🇦⚜️ Beautiful Angel Admirer, Season Enjoyer, Line Layer. Former Sage.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

I'm in the world changing business

[Juggalo Jesus @da_porgy]

Oh, there's a new GTA? Call me when they put out a new BOOK!

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

My car is full of GAS. Thats okay car me too, me too.

Just no creativity when im sober this is not fun Reddit ass joke thats probably been said by the retarded masses millions of times. Ive lost my spark, I've lost what it means to be me. Im not even gassy right now, I've got nothing going on in my life. Stupid fucking joke.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

@monarchist_matt I'd switch BC and PEI for Nunavut and Quebec but this is pretty good.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

@DOLLA_BILLIONS World changing business is OFF, reconvening in 2027. Ill answer then.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

LOL

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump admits his deportation policies may have been "too tough."

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

@ABorlandFan88 Mom does, not good. She's outta here soon, hopefully.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

Sleeping in Brampton on the eve of Diwali what the hell was I even thinking.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

@deadMansShriek I have to change the world man this is NOT GOOD

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

Lady today said "Country music just seems problematic so I always say I dont listen to it",,,, what!!!!?!??! NIGGAS IS SINGING ABOUT KILLING NIGGAS. Emos is singing about killing theyselves. We have Doja Cat over here talking about being milked like a cow. But songs that are generally about trucks, beer, fishing and revenge on ex-boyfriends IS THE LINE?!?! Have never heard a controversial country music. They probably exist,,, something "Dixie" related, but its so obviously not what country is about today. Okay maybe you have a problem with the audience of country music being majority white, but do you think niggas is listening to TAME IMPALA,,, you think niggas is listening to BILLIE EIEIELISH. No!!!!! Country music remains to be the "safe" music genre to PERFORMATIVELY hate. We're throwing people who say "I listen to everything,,, well except country" into the BURLAP SACK until we can figure just exactly what the HELL is going on. Insufferable faggots, nigger worshippers and future mass grave occupants. Raped people, unequivocally raped people.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

Will not pretend to be a Country Music Fan. But it really IRKS me, makes me upset, when people say "I listen to everything! Well everything except country"... what are you doing? Whats the point of that caveat? What do you gain from LYING about listening to every music genre but DENIGRATING a wholly inoffensive music genre.

Strange people.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

@sardonic_greek I always thought it meant excited grandma

[mayo @ButtTonguer]

I just learned what consent is my God what have I done

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

I romanticize the idea of being a Canadian tux wearing, gun totting, ranch working, rural Canadian but inside of me Mussolini is screaming, such is life.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

@ZeldaZealot I mean he's quite literally not endorsing this is obviously just a prediction "I'd rather have" is in reference to a prediction not an endorsement.

If you just listen without blind disdain you would understand.

[ice ᛉ @celestica444]

Youre all frosting and no cupcake

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

@oneofnotonly I love the idea of her but she would probably be mean to me. That's okay.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

I like black people the same way I like people with down syndrome, which is a kind of racist you could not possibly fathom.

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

Friday night and I have no plans you know what that means

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

They are asking me questions that have no real answer.

When are you getting a job?

Get away from me.

How have you been?

Get away from me.

What have you been up to?

Get. Away. From. Me.

[Northern Frog @TrueNorthFrog]

I am quite literally a porch monkey. I love the porch I love doing nothing. I am monkey.