Spaghetti Lover

I am a righteous Pastafarian here to spread the good word of his Noodliness to Twitter.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

I saddens me to learn that Paul the Psychic Octopus has passed on. Rest assured that the FSM is taking good care of him now.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has finally bestowed me with #newtwitter. If the FSM didn't do it, Twitter never would have gotten it done.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

Sorry I've been gone for so long. I've been living in solitude in mountains for the past few months worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

Looks like BP finally got the oil to stop flowing. They most likely got help from the FSM; there may have been some meatballs involved.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

I almost drowned at the pool today! I did not thank the lifegaurd that saved me but I did thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for saving me.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

It was apparent to me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage was affecting the results of the #WorldCup.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

If you find youre having a hard time convincing others of the truth of the FSM. Be sure to visit FSM propaganda section http://bit.ly/9082BT

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

I'm starting to think that Germany's World Cup oracle Octopus is really the FSM in disguise. He has yet to be wrong. http://bit.ly/bdKKx1

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

Some of you may notice that I'm obsessed with pasta, but you would be too if you knew love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster like I did.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

I think I might go to McDonald's for lunch today... wait... they don't have pasta there. Never mind.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

An unmistakable sign of his Noodliness himself when I was watching fireworks this 4th of July. http://twitpic.com/231vgn

[Rebecca Eisenberg 🥯 @ryeisenberg]

Hey @truepastafarian check out this list i made of the best FSM tributes! http://bit.ly/9GLk78 #fsm #flyingspaghettimonster #pastafarian

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

I haven't eaten breakfast yet, what should I have? Ah yes! Pasta! Actually, that's all I have in my cabinets anyway.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

Be sure to read the Open Letter to Kansas School Board. Our prophet Bobby Henderson asks for teaching time of the FSM. http://bit.ly/ciY7Hy

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

His noodliness was even around during the formation of the U.S. Have a happy 4th! http://twitpic.com/22ewds

[Samantha X Thomas @futuredirected]

LOL @girlzoo Pastafarians are members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org/ We are everywhere.

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

Long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Oh wait... he's immortal... Yay!

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

Attended my first gay wedding. We FSMers are very tolerant. Also, pasta was served at the reception, blessed be this wedding!

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

Heading to bed, goodnight all, and don't forget to ask yourself "WWFSMD"?

[Spaghetti Lover @TruePastafarian]

@gopiballava It is preferred that the meat be in balls, but any sort of pasta is acceptable.