Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis

Lover of the Missouri Tigers, the days when Justin Thomas won majors, and Alpha Male Autumn.

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@C_McAndrew95 Apparently Erik Link did, too.

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

Joey McGuire, you have a new hater.

[Henry Greenstein @HenryGreenstein]

Texas Tech coach Joey McGuire said Kansas "should be 6-0."

"They were dominating Missouri at Missouri. They are a really good football team. This quarterback is the real deal. The receiver, (Henderson), I think’s leading the Big 12 in yardage. They’ve got two legit tight ends.”

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

Got the fit ready like tomorrow is the first day of school.

#WhatTheFuckIsAKilometer

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

Coach has motion.

Marcus Freeman-Molly McGrath esque performance here.

[@573tees @573tees]

That’s my ball coach

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

How it feels to have Ahmad Hardy as my running back

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

If you only counted Ahmad Hardy’s yards after contact he would still lead the SEC in rushing.

He has 358 yards after contact.

Hardy for Heisman?

[PowerMizzou @PowerMizzoucom]

#Mizzou is No. 4 nationally in total offense and No. 5 in total defense. It is the only team to rank in the top five in both categories.

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

The beaker killer: Jalen “Quantrill” Catalon

[PowerMizzou @PowerMizzoucom]

One of the best Border War factoids of the week: #Mizzou safety Jalen Catalon is 3-0 against Kansas in his career and the wins have come with three different teams.

https://t.co/jZ0QCa4C0D

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@soonersonly @4WallerOU Gained a lot of respect for you for that: Jimmy.

If you’re ever thinking about changing that, don’t give into temptation. You’ll feel dumber.

What do you listen to?

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@soonersonly @4WallerOU I’m crying laughing reading this.

Drumm and Thune don’t even think this of themselves 🤣🤣

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@FordMiz23 I don’t think you can see from there, but I bet I can hit the longest 2 you’ve ever seen from there.

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@C_McAndrew95 Glazing your Alma mater, Calum? One step closer to the OU beat it seems. SMH.

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

Parker Thune is gonna be so confused when he shows up to postgame media and the SID sends him a Venmo request for $692.11

[George Stoia III @GeorgeStoia]

OU's new 'Sooner Magic Moments' campaign gives exclusive access to football games this year...

One of the things you can buy is access to the postgame media press conference for a cheap price of $692.

[Zachary @osuzack]

The John Mateer story would be big news if it happened at a bigger football program

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

Venmo me 10 bucks with caption “Sports gambling (UCLA vs USC) ” for 100 dollars free play on John Mateer’s overs this year.

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@miz_andre

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@C_McAndrew95 Calum,

You seem to have prematurely ruled out the option to “Apply for a media credential because they hand them out to anybody these days” strategy. I’m sure some really desperate FANS will use this as we’ve seen in recent years.

Regards,
Long 2™️

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

This intro and scorebug with Musburger on the call was simply peak college football.

[Joshua @joshua_mizchief]

Kids today have no idea how great it was to be a Mizzou fan in 2010

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@FordMiz23 @cosmokramermiz HE has two runner-ups and a T12 at the majors this year. Bro is golfing his ball.

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@FordMiz23 @cosmokramermiz He didn’t stutter.

[Maybe Amari “The Long 2”™️ Davis @TrueSon69]

@cosmokramermiz Great addition, Cosmo.