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Girlboss by birth, gatekeeper by chance, gaslighter by choice 💕🧚🏻✨

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

OKAY THIS IS THE BEST ONEERHFKDKFTENDOWJFOEJFEKJFJFKDKK

[seth @gatorsafterdark]

Keep in mind there are literally people from Connecticut

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter

[Seth @holzawn]

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What’s up w Clav and kissing all these girls ? Y he ain’t never kiss me it’s okay I don’t want to I’m waiting till I’m
Married to kiss

[rei ⸆⸉ ↱ @reinnocence_]

BEST GIRL IN AMERICA

STAND STILL...
STORE BROUGHT PRADA
VEGANALISIM!
NEW NOVELS
CONFORM
FINE DINING RESTAURANT
NO SATANNN
KNOWN ACQUAINTANCES
NEW COMMITMENTS
IM ACTUALLY VERY NORMAL
AVE. WINNER
WHAT IS IT LIKE, TO BE DISLIKED?
*CURSE*
LINDSAY LOHAN.

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

to do list:

- add fuel to the fire
- burst someone’s bubble
- add my 2 cents
- skate on thin ice
- stir the pot

[ian @itsianraymond]

slayyyter album so good i need to figure out how to be from st. louis

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is World Bear Day.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Don’t marry a lustful man they’ll cheat on you with man

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

y’all saying to talk to a lawyer like i have to take adderall to make a dentist appointment do you really think im gonna go to court

[h @harry_jrh]

i think there’s a correlation between being gay and liking public transport, urban planning and pokemon

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I like to check my email about once a month <3

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

So I’m like really bad at office politics

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Texting the hates me man for hate

[cooper @marnieapologist]

i might die of alcohol poisoning the first 60 degree day in nyc