There is only one person who is guaranteed to love you unconditionally for all your life β your Mum! A box of chocolates doesn't say thankyou, buy her what she wants. https://t.co/WVtVp6aFPE
I supply clear instructions how to look after my Trugs Jamie, just look at it! Stand against the wall and wash down with a hose (no not you Jamie, the Trug).
@LBC You'd better hope the Conservatives win the election, cos if not, you ainβt got a show mate. Who you gunna spend 3 hours spewing infantile and revolting (skidmark etc) abuse at? You canβt run a whole show for five days venting your hatred on just the Royal family.