Gulp. It’s official. I will be “retiring” from making wine stains as of 1 January 2020. It’s been an intense & wonderful experience, but it’s time for me to move on (so, hit me up sooner rather than later if you want to own/commission one).
@LoveResurrects “The Doctor’s” night guard - it’s in a purple box & at Walmart or Target. Be sure to follow the directions as closely as possible & press pretty hard around the sides & insides of your teeth. It’ll feel super awkward, but it’s fine.
You know you’re an artist when your dental hygienist says that you created “the Mona Lisa of store-bought night guards,” because you did the home fitting so perfectly. #HumbleBrag#SoftChompers
@NeilPBardhan #ContlBfast [@NeilPBardhan - this is a sister slang thing between me & Age, and I was thrilled to have an opportunity to turn it into a hashtag]
Spontaneously burst into a rousing bout of yell-singing in my car earlier, which included an extended verse about how my phone was listening, nothing is sacred, and there are no rules anymore. #NationalEmergency