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[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

When you fight tomorrow, remember the words that unite us in harmony: Crooked Cersei is an ugly,nasty woman with hate in her her heart! Sad!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Deplorables, tomorrow is the day we MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Think I will fall tomorrow? My maester Ser Nate Silver thinks otherwise!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Remember to bring your title of land or certificate of serfdom tomorrow when you conscript. Don't let Crooked Cersei stop you from fighting!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

There is a crack in the wall in the North and only I can fix it! Come out tomorrow with swords and armor!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

They will be calling me Mr. Queenslayer!! #GameofThrones

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Remember, if you've pledged your fealty early, it's not too late to change sides! Let's take down Crooked Cersei! #gameofthrones

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

I've disagreed with the Starks before but this is our last chance to work together to DRAIN BLACKWATER BAY!!! #gameofthrones #asoiaf

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Thank you Stormlands for pledging your steel to the cause. Our victory will be huge tomorrow. Great! #Gameofthrones #asoiaf

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

When I sit on the Iron Throne, I will have Crooked Cersei drawn and quartered!! #gameofthrones #asoiaf #drumpf

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Westeros must choose between the failed policies of the past fifteen years, or the perspective of an outsider - with dragons!#gameofthrones

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Dopey High Sparrow changes his mind on Crooked Cersei again!! The system is rigged!!!!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Renly Baratheon, you better stop telling lies about me, or I will drop the beans on you and your squire! Disgraceful! #GameofThrones

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Thank you, Maester Qyburn, for making a potion to keep me high-energy during the debates! Great! #GameofThrones #drumpf #asoiaf

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Someone shouted "crossbow!!" but my King's Guard was ready.Will pay them double after the campaign. Better luck next time, Crooked Cersei!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Deplorables! Our campaign for the Iron Throne begins! Buy Trump Swords - made of Valerian steel. Sellswords will be paid after victory!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Crooked Cersei burned her scrolls after the High Sparrow subpoenaed them. Would an honest queen do that? Shame! #GameofThrones #ASOIAF

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

No, the Night King is not sending me information about Dyin' Jon Snow's infantry movements. Another lie by Crooked Cersei! Bastards!

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Looking at Stannis Baratheon again in the North! Why is he out campaigning when he could be helping the people of Westeros? #GameofThrones

[Ser Donald Trump @Trump4Westeros]

Skip the conscription! Send a raven to Crooked Cersei to express your support for her at Blackwater Bay! #GameofThrones #ASOIAF #Drumpf