Trump Talks to Alexa

Alexa, order me a hamberder, well done (burnt), ketchup and cheese. Deliver to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Siri, tell me a joke:

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

It’s not Trump’s fault. It’s not the NRA’s fault. When will our nation wake up and realize we have a youth mental health crisis likely caused by over-medication, absentee parents, and a culture that glorifies infamy and notoriety above God, family and community?

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Siri, what’s the least I can do in response to what happened?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....The flags at the White House will be lowered today through Thursday, August 8. Melania and I are praying for all those impacted by this unspeakable act of evil!

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@realDonaldTrump Siri, what’s the least I can do in response?

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@realDonaldTrump Alexa, remind me to go after China’s stealing of intellectual property. Also, remind me to steal @remhq’s song for an internet video

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Alexa, remind me to go after China’s stealing of intellectual property. Also, remind me to steal @remhq’s song for an internet video

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@remhq Did @realDonaldTrump clear this song with you?

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@GOP @realDonaldTrump Alexa, set reminder to declare national emergency over lack of hamberders #FakeTrumpEmergency

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Alexa, set reminder to declare national emergency over “gluten free” food products #FakeTrumpEmergency

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Alexa, set reminder to declare National Emergency regarding this blister on my foot! #FakeTrumpEmergency

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Alexa, set reminder to declare National Emergency over exercise because I don’t like it one bit #NationalEmergency #imfat

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Alexa, set reminder to declare National Emergency over Eric - that dude sucks

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@AnnCoulter Alexa, explain this tweet in its entirety. I only understand the word “Trump”.

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Alexa, set reminder to declare #NationalEmergency over the lack of McRibs at @McDonalds

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@DineshDSouza @realDonaldTrump Alexa, I usually like to beat with my left

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@charliekirk11 Alexa, i thought there were only 10 commandments

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@AnnCoulter Alexa, what’s instagram? What’s Merkel?

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Alexa, my feet are cold. Set reminder to declare national emergency. #NationalEmergency

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

Alexa, I’m out of bacon. Set reminder to declare national emergency #NationalEmergency #bacon

[Trump Talks to Alexa @TrumpAsksAlexa]

@krassenstein @BetoORourke Alexa, does crowd size matter?

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@benshapiro Alexa, why won’t anyone do a profile on @benshapiro?!??