Trump's Tiny Hands

The musings of a tiny man with tiny hands. Of course, a parody.

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@Hunter_Eagleman

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@Acyn Does he know how the ACA works? You don't file a claim with the ACA, you go to the doctor, and the doctor bills the insurance company you sign up under.

[Covie @covie_93]

Who did this???? 😂😂😂

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@Ghostofcynthia @martinamcbride @bretmichaels Cry harder, snowflake.

[Jackie Chea ⚖️ @Fair_and_Biased]

Marco Rubio realizing he has to become a popstar to perform at the nation’s 250th.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

The family of a child who was repeatedly raped by a man who Ken Paxton let off with no new jail time is speaking out:

“The fact that Attorney General Ken Paxton allowed this man to get away with molesting and sexually abusing [our] son for three years is completely disqualifying.

Adam Hoffman could have faced life in prison. Instead, Ken Paxton and his office offered him a deal that kept him off the sex-offender registry and included no new jail time.”

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😂😂😂

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@TrumpDailyPosts Even better than the pizza rolls your mom just served you in the basement.

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@ReCoastalSD @MrGeorgeWallace I never called you gay dumbass. There's nothing wrong with being gay, there is something wrong with being gay and being so hateful that it causes other people to suffer.

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@FrankLuntz Ken Paxton is an indicted criminal, a Republican, impeached by his fellow Republicans, but damn, James Talarico has a different interpretation of theology than I do.

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@ReCoastalSD @MrGeorgeWallace And yet somehow, every time there's a Republican conference like CPAC, it crashes Grindr. People who are bothered by gays the most are the most closeted gays.

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Yeah, man, so actually the trans woman who flashed her boobs was permanently removed from the White House for doing that. Either way, the way I see it, whenever I see Trump do something, I just think flip and think what would happen if Obama did it. If you can look me dead in the eye and tell me you wouldn't be upset that Obama made the White House lawn look like a trailer park, I'd gladly change my position. As far as the ballroom, I'm all for the ballroom. I look forward to the day a Democrat president will host a drag show in the Trump/Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

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@perchance99 @PamelaHensley22 @LindaTraitz @NorahODonnell Why should Norah O'Donnell be fired? Just because Tehran Don is a pedophile. That makes no sense.

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@johnrockshomes You only got 30 days? Sounds like you got off easy because the maximum punishment for treason is death, and they just brought back th firing squad.

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@mattvanswol Are these totally real, and not fake accomplishments in the room with us?

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@LogicHasArrived @TheRickWilson In the last 10 years can you name one liberal who has assassinated a Republican politician?

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@hypnoksa @JoJoFromJerz A pedophile/war criminal president is a crazy low standard for "greatest president ever".

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Yes, Hillsdale used to be a respected institution. It was the second college in American history to allow women, and one of the only colleges in America to allow black students after its founding. Lincoln and Frederick Douglass both spoke at the college and their anti-slavery stance. It only became right-wing in the 60s when it stopped accepting federal aid due to its opposition of affirmative action. My guess is you support women not going to college, and were pro-slavery with the way you're laughing.

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@DougWahl1 Sounds like her Biden Derangement Syndrome has hit its peak.