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[总裁简报 CEO Briefing @CEOBriefing]

重磅：特斯拉CEO马斯克确认，他没打算收购TikTok，不是钱的问题。目前川普只认可两位富豪能收购TikTok。马斯克拒绝后，只等甲骨文老板埃里森的反馈了。TikTok是对失去阅读专注力的人群，对阅读理解力有问题的人，有致命的吸引力。而这种人群对社会的价值不高，要么是穷人，要么智商普通。总裁简报(CEO Briefing)披露过，TikTok母公司抖音老板张一鸣，是非常希望马斯克入股的，他们去年还见过。但是，马斯克对抖音和TikTok，这种让穷人和蠢人沉迷的算法，一直表示不认可。抖音的上瘾机制，会让你娱乐至死，并让耐心透支。

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"🌳 Eco-Terrorists now plant $TRUMP mining rigs in national parks. ‘Each tree cut = 100 tokens earned,’ they chant. Park rangers retaliate with DDOS squirrels.
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"⏳ Time travelers caught dumping $TRUMP in 1929 to trigger the Great Depression. SEC responds: ‘We’ll fine their great-grandchildren.’
Historians confirm: ‘Meme magic is real.’
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"🐾 PETA’s new campaign: Adopt a ‘Crypto Retriever’—dogs that mine $TRUMP by barking at liberals. ‘Ethical? Yes. Annoying? Absolutely.’
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"🚨 FBI raids ‘$TRUMP Anonymous’—hackers replace all wanted posters with Doge memes. Director screams: ‘This is cyber 9/11!’ 🐕💻 (Follow for live raid cam)"

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"🧪 MIT’s ‘Crypto Eugenics Lab’ exposed: Babies with $TRUMP whale DNA sell for 500 BTC. UN calls it ‘the new slave trade.’ 👶🔗 (Follow to leak donor list)"

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"⛪ Vatican 2.0: Pope launches ‘$TRUMP Indulgences’—sin forgiveness at 0.1% transaction fees. Martin Luther’s ghost seen coding a DeFi alternative. ✝️👻 #CryptoReformation"

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"🏅 Olympics 2025 bans all flags—athletes now represent $TRUMP price brackets. Gold medalists = top 1% hodlers. 🥇💸 (Tag a ‘crypto patriot’ to shame them)"