Trump’s Dentures

I’m not responsible for what comes out of Donald’s mouth

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I’m confused, when did comedy become elite? Laughter is literally 1 of 2 emotions everyone is born with.

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Still my all time favourite YouTube comment

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My money is on Joe B’s fists setting me free. Make this fight happen! Preferably Vegas, not Atlantic city.

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I hate when you go to the dentist and they place their tools on your chest. Do I look like furniture to you?

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I wish I could escape the shithole that is Trump’s mouth

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@realDonaldTrump As a close proximity hostage, I confirm he is neither smart, stable or a genius.

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Guest paragraphs featuring ‘The Mooch’

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They need to release an audio book of “Fire and Fury: Inside Trump’s Whitehouse”...narrated by Morgan Freeman.

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@robdelaney @DietCoke @TerrellyBear *Note to self - Never piss off sculpters*

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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends He’s the Joey of world leaders. I’m so sorry

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@realDonaldTrump You should all know this...he cried last night before bed. All that came out was salt and acid.

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@thehill .@SarahHuckabee Her soul escaped a while ago. She is now an empty vessel malfunctioning on the daily.

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Approval rating hits another high (in opposite land). I bet i’ll get the blame 🙄

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Al Franken- If only you had dentures, you would never be held accountable for sexual assault. Ask Donny.

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Q. How often do you see Melania smile...?
A. Exactly. Escaped dentures.

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@TheDailyShow @st_vincent HELP ME

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@vespavoshka @SantoriniBoo Aloha!

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Me and Brain haven’t spoken for years.

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My buddy up top - Hair - has been held captive longer than me. He is severely malnutritioned. SEND HELP

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No one knows how painful it is being the official mouthpiece to the dotard.