Trump Ditties

I try to be topical and get the meter and rhymes right. Writing and posting these limericks is the only thing that gets me through todays news.

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Let us celebrate for all we are worth,
At our nation’s democratic rebirth,
Shout from every steeple,
The government of the people,
Once again shall not perish from the Earth.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Inauguration as the storm clouds recede,
It’s accountability and competence we need,
To politicians I say twice,
Behave now, play nice,
To our nation, let’s heal and God speed.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

So he exits now - tail ‘tween his legs,
With Trump’s sorry band of bad eggs,
We won’t miss the “fun”,
Nor the harm that was done,
As he slithers back down to the dregs!

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Inauguration Day finally draws near,
The nation can reclaim what’s held dear,
Let’s fix what Trumps busted,
Facts again will be trusted,
Hold the guilty to account, have no fear.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

The Inauguration stands square in Trump’s sights,
His thugs try to tear down your rights,
It’s the latest edition,
Of Trump’s style of sedition,
And Lady Liberty aint sleeping at night!

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Trump loyalists want to play coup d’etat,
Chaos, insurrection, tra-la-la,
Yet three times they’ll deny him,
When the feds go to fry him,
And Trump’s pardon won’t go very far!

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Like a petulant spoiled little boy,
‘Cause Mommy took away his new toy,
He stomps his feet with a scream,
It’s been a dark scary dream,
For the nation Trump tried to destroy.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Working hard every day to divide,
Trump tweets and he skulks and he hides,
He directs his rat cronies,
All liars and phonies,
To undo the blessings that freedom provides.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Your couch is the enemy of democracy,
It could lead us to a fascist theocracy,
Kick yourself in the rump,
Get up and vote against Trump,
Restore justice and a proud meritocracy.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

So many suckers left for Trump to infect,
So many clueless for Trump to misdirect,
He’s having so much fun,
And his work’s not nearly done,
He’s the man Putin would want us to elect.
#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

I know how Trump survived the bad virus,
As a host covid found him undesirous,
I have chosen to believe,
The disgusted bugs had to leave,
Our amoral and lying royal highness.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

There’s still time to cast your vote early,
And make sure your vote counts securely,
Bring your mask, give some space,
Wipes the smile off Trump’s face,
The right answer to electorate fury!

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

When Trump’s politics and lies turn against you,
And threatens to upset your boat,
Don’t shed tears over the things that might have been,
Get off the couch and vote.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Trump is killing off the people with impunity,
He thinks he’ll achieve herd immunity,
He panders to his minions,
Who will die by the millions,
It’s Trump’s covid holocaust opportunity.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Trump’s souless GOP stacks the court,
A desperate act of last resort,
To set us back one hundred years,
To make real our darkest fears,
An agenda We the People don’t support.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Donald Trump is a master of deceit,
Who’s only way to win is to cheat,
His body now infected
His psyche well disected,
He is facing an historic defeat.
#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Trump and all his cronies got sick,
And he’s trying to get well double-quuck,
His doctors are deceiving,
And very few are believing,
In the wreckage of our body politic.

#Votehimout #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

Republicans can’t win without cheating,
If they don’t they’re gonna get a bad beating,
So it’s intimidate, confuse,
Misinform, and abuse,
Or their hold on raw power will be fleeting.

#ImpeachTrump #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

The nation watched a raucus debate,
A mad dog spewing foul lies and hate,
And gentleman Joe,
Who went toe to toe,
And everyone pissed and irate.

#ImpeachTrump #Impeach45
#NeverTrump

[Trump Ditties @TrumpDitties]

400 million in Donald Trump debt,
Will grease an opulent lifestyle, you bet,
His banker isn’t mad,
He’s on a mission for Vlad,
Who holds the leash Donald just can’t forget.

#ImpeachTrump #Impeach45
#NeverTrump