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@barstoolsports @Barstoolpickem @VivaLaStool @stoolgambling @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease @Return_Of_RB Thursdays used to be for college ball, a marquee matchup in the ACC or Big East. I'd rather have that than the NFL

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@H2KMFer I guarantee you if you found out he isn't a Trump supporter, you'd tell him to work harder and pull himself up by his bootstraps

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@VQQDQQ @H2KMFer

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@LordHarrow @Bolognese78636 @BobGreenburg Noooooo, that kid didn't learn that behavior from nowhere, the parents have some explaining to do

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@iamjthomasson The fuck kinda name is Maddox? Stop giving your kids surnames as first names.

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@GtfCyres Be careful if you're gonna cheat with a squirter

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@BR_OpenIce Why does Ottawa give video tributes to players that weren't really there very long or very impactful. Matt Duchene got one despite only playing just over 100 games

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@DPearsonPHL The one that's crying is the one being possessive over the seat, but anywho...

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@BargerMVP_SZN Angels, Rockies and Blue Jays have at least been to a World Series this century. Twins, Mariners Padres, O's can't say that

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@JoshuaBarzon You gotta make 5 Guys Free Zone a little smaller. Wawa and Royal Farms have more of an influence in the mid-Atlantic than 5 Guys

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@juliettebertoni @Mappy6984 Okay Mama June, you can't air brush away that double chin.

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@juliettebertoni @Mappy6984 You don't think... obviously

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@juliettebertoni @Mappy6984 It's at Dollywood, dipshit

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@uscfan981 An Aerosmith cover band is better than KISS

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@BriaMo777 Child Protective Services Case processing center

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@HawkEmDownChris Jerome Iginla, John Stockton, Barry Sanders

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@Panthers_Muse Obscure, not random.

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@beastxsv91 It's an easy drive. 95 and 64 can get some backups, but it's not too bad. There is a back way between the two if the interstates are a shit show.

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@NFLNumbersGuy Noooooo, this is literally the opposite of random. Unless you closed your eyes, plopped your finger down on a roster of players or picked their names out of a hat, you didn't pick a player at random.

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@NFLNumbersGuy I think the word you're looking for is obscure