FeministDonaldTrump

Parody account for President Elect Donald Trump, a wonderful feminist. By @EmilyMcWinter aka @Feminist_Bro

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and tell her how much A League of Their Own inspired me.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

In honor of #InternationalWomensDay I will gently summon women by the pussy.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Women should dress like WOMEN. No more ripping your ovaries out when you put on pants, ladies!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Streep is one of the most overrated actresses. Stop rating her! Art like hers cannot be confined to your mathematical limits! Bad!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I'M GOING TO BUILD A WALL between the houses and the highway, and then you can go your way and I can go my way. #deepcut from @anidifranco

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

My dick is so bigly, it will shatter the glass ceiling.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

It's a great honor to be named Time Magazine's Feminist of the Year.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Nobody should be allowed to burn @thelindywest's book SHRILL - if they do, there must be consequences - loss of citizenship or year in jail!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I have many fabulous friends who are gay, but I'm a traditionalist, which is why a courthouse wedding just won't do! Take my yacht, boys!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Happy Thanksgiving! I love taco bowls. And by that I mean safe and clean spaces to keep women's tacos from falling apart.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Miss Universe is an eating machine, and I hope she loves the mashed potatoes I sent her. Nervous!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I refuse to watch SNL and Hamilton until they have ALL WOMEN CASTS. Apologize!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Trump Tower is so bigly, I'm converting it into the world's largest women's shelter.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Mike Pence doesn't believe in evolution. The only evidence that evolution isn't real is the existence of Mike Pence in 2016!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I'M GOING TO BUILD A WALL in your uterus that prevents pregnancy. It's called an IUD—and I U Don't even worry about me ever defunding it!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Mike Pence! What a glob of mayo.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

She's a nasty woman. What a relief! Well-behaved women seldom make history.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I WANT TO DATE MY DAUGHTER. She's 35. Remember, you don't have to be under 30 to be dazzling and valuable.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Women who are harassed in the workplace should find another career—like murder.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

As long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass, you should look for the rest of the body. Very sad dismemberment!

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

It must be a pretty picture—you dropping to your knees for the softball double play that wins the game.