GoateePresidentTrump

Goatee'd doppelgänger of President Trump from a parallel universe. You can tell cuz the goatee stupid! Edufication Proponent. Google: Socratic Irony...

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

.@realDonaldTrump's Twitter is FILLED w/49% BOT accts (now at 31M), to spread misinformation. RETWEET if u agree @Twitter should intervene.

[Margo Jones @3DTruth]

To state the obvious. 45's lack of attention to detail & follow thru on his #Covfefe tweet demonstrates dangerous carelessness in a POTUS.

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

Say #covfefe into the mirror in the dark six times and turn around. Go ahead.
I DARE you.

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

I'll pay 💰 eleventy billion dollars 💵 if you can figure out what #covfefe means.

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@JordanUhl No no no. That's not true. Who have you been talking to? I have THE best, greatest erecshuns. Everyone's talking about how uuuuge they are.

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

Paid breast implants for all women who want them will be part of the final #AHCA
Yes #RapeIsAPreExistingCondition - small boobs aren't!!! YW

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@originlbookgirl @MeredithGould @FightsTc @tedlieu @realDonaldTrump The past 20 years? As it was in the beginning, now and ever shall be world without end, Amen.

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@FightsTc @MeredithGould @tedlieu @realDonaldTrump They were there during Obama but they just didn't come out of their trailers so much...

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@tedlieu @FelixForTruth @realDonaldTrump If they pre-existed before Trump victory, no, but if they pre-exist after the bill then it's ok.
Get it? Got it? Good. Now Civil War 2.0...

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

Well. Anyone have a tin can with some string that I can make secure calls on? The string has to reach Russia though. https://t.co/mxMvmMkeM5

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

New Rule: No one is allowed to own a smart phone that's smarter than they are.

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@sjredmond He's happy to admit when he's wrong and HE will let you know IF or when that happens.
Keep your alternative history books to yourselves!!

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@AynRandPaulRyan @FelixForTruth I would have knocked him out and said "how's that? Is that you want my opinion enough for you?!!" Then I'd be known as President Champ! SAD!

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@2020fight Bill O'Reilly being groomed as next press secretary. No one can move this man! Other than Fox. But Spicy ain't gonna last 4 years! SAD!!

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@2020fight Yes... but only if you're counting days ending in "day". The bill would be much higher if I had to fly her to Maralago every weekend!! SAD!!

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

You.... uh.... should check out what some other people are saying!!! 😬 https://t.co/ztZKAjwwRa

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@LouDobbs just stated that "President Trump's successes are unmatched in recent presidential history" Thank you Lou!

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

Mainstream (FAKE) media refuses to state my long list of achievements, including 28 new Maralago memberships, strong backswing & opportunism https://t.co/J44oXIrDlB

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Mainstream (FAKE) media refuses to state our long list of achievements, including 28 legislative signings, strong borders & great optimism!

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@realDonaldTrump The only optimism is the fact that you can't Executive Order time to stop marching forward to 2020.
Hopefully most of the world will see it

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

@realDonaldTrump Pretty sure that you've confused optimism with your opportunism. Easy to understand how you'd make the mistake. Hard to tweet while golfing.

[GoateePresidentTrump @TrumpGoatee]

Oh very funny. I suppose these new baby bananas are for my tiny hands?? Tariffs on all baby bananas!!! SAD!!!