Trump’s English Teacher

Secretary of Grammar and Punctuation reporting for duty!

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Let’s work on your habit of confusing hyphens and apostrophes. @realDonaldTrump #DoNothingDemocrats #2020Election #FakeNews

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

I just heard about your expulsion, @realDonaldTrump. I guess that means we won’t be working together anymore. I really hope you learned something...but I doubt it.

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Well, @realDonaldTrump, your report card is almost ready and I must admit - it’s not looking good. I’ve really tried to help you, Donald. I really have. #Elections2020

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Nice spelling, Forrest Trump. Whoops...@realDonaldTrump. #ElectionDay

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Joe Biden hasn’t been President at all, @realDonaldTrump! (Yet) #JoeBiden #president

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Have you been distracted lately, @realDonaldTrump? Perhaps that is what is causing all of these careless errors. Do you have anything stressful going on? #LawAndOrder #portland #nationalguard

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

I have a feel the Democrats are going to be in charge of enforcing a lot of things pretty soon, @realDonaldTrump! #LawAndOrder

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

It’s doesn’t appear that you have this spelling thing down to a T, @realDonaldTrump. #FoxNews #Ohio #SleepyJoe

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

We actually have more cases than any other country because our leadership has done a terrible job handling the pandemic, @realDonaldTrump. Good guess though! #COVID19

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Why are you nervous, @realDonaldTrump? Is it because finals are coming up? #atlantic #fakedossier

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Yet another person misgendered, @realDonaldTrump. We’re lucky that most people in the world are much kinder than you. #CrazyNancy #Massachusetts #kennedy

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Looks like a ROGUE apostrophe has snuck into the middle of your sentence, @realDonaldTrump! How’s Drivers Ed going? #Nissan #Tennessee

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

G willikers, @realDonaldTrump! #biden #USA

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

The highlighted sentence below is not a question, but here’s a question, @realDonaldTrump: what proof do you have that the ballot system is corrupt? #media #ballot

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

I thought you were supposed to be good at thinking up nicknames, @realDonaldTrump. #joehiden #LawAndOrder #mask

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

The election is in two weeks, so you better start cramming, @realDonaldTrump! It looks like you have a lot to catch up on! #Michigan

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

I’m prepared to do what Congress could not, @realDonaldTrump. #twitterrules #Election2020

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

Of course, you’ve added an extra letter here, @realDonaldTrump. #Cuomo #NewYork

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

@hoopsmom @realDonaldTrump I don’t see that as a reason to use improper grammar and punctuation, but that’s up to you!

[Trump’s English Teacher @TrumpNeedsTutor]

As an educator, I think it’s important to teach my students to set realistic, achievable goals. This is not realistic or achievable, @realDonaldTrump. #California