๐จ๐ฆ๐ DONNIE INVADES CANADAโฆ LOOKING FOR VOTES! ๐
โWELCOME TO THE 51ST STATE!โ Donnie shouts, already campaigning for votes that donโt exist. ๐๐คก
Boo-Llot sets the record straight: โDONNIE, CANADA IS A COUNTRY, NOT A STATE!โ ๐ป
The Canadians respond with a fresh tomato shower โ and Donnie is still yelling: โIโM THE BEST PRESIDENT! WHY IS NOBODY VOTING FOR ME?!โ ๐ ๐
Which country should Donnie try to turn into the 52nd state next? ๐๐
๐บ๐น ALOHA, DONNIE! WELCOME TO PARADISE! ๐บ๐ธ๐ด
After a relaxing weekend in the Oval Office, Donnie has officially gone tropical! ๐บ๐ Grass skirt? Check. Coconut bra? Check. Dignity? Still missing! ๐๐
Boo-Llot is already wondering how long itโll take before Donnie declares the beach his new golf course. ๐ป๐๏ธ
If Donnie could visit ONE more state on his next adventure, where should Boo-Llot send him? And what kind of trouble will he get into next? ๐๐
After a relaxing day in the Oval Office, Donnie is off to visit his new extraterrestrial buddies at Area 51 again! ๐ฝ Apparently, heโs still not quite all thereโฆ because now he thinks the polar bear is Melania! ๐๐
One last visit with his alien friends before the road trip continues on Monday!
Which state should Donnie visit next on Monday? And will he finally recognize his own wife? ๐คฃ๐บ๐ธ
๐ฅ MAKE AMERICA GOLD AGAIN! ๐บ๐ธ๐ฐ
Donnieโs got a golden diaper, golden walls, and a Big Mac in handโฆ but can all that gold save his midterm dreams? ๐๐๐
๐ป Boo-Llot isnโt impressed. Neither should you be!
If you could gold-plate ONE thing in the Oval Office, what would it be? ๐๐
๐ Donnie is going door to door hunting for Midterm votes.
He tried โTrick or Treatโ but somehow turned it into โTRICK OR VOTE!โ ๐
Boo-Llot has one question: Does candy count as a campaign contribution? ๐ฌ๐ป
What would YOU put in Donnieโs trick-or-treat bucket? ๐
๐ Donnie found two new friends at Area 51 and invited them to his pool party. ๐น๐ฝ
Boo-Llot has bad news: โNice friendsโฆ but theyโre not voter eligible!โ ๐
What should Donnie offer the aliens next to win their votes? ๐ฝ๐ Free pool access, unlimited Space Beer, or a luxury UFO with a gold-plated dashboard? ๐ธ
๐ฝ Donnieโs still hunting for votes! ๐
Next stop: Area 51, Nevada, where he and Boo-Llot are searching for extraterrestrial voters.
Donnie promises free space travel. Boo-Llot wants to check their voter registration. ๐ธ
What should Donnie promise the aliens to win their votes? ๐
BREAKING: Donnie has declared Mar-a-Lago a โMidterm Emergency-Free Zone.โ ๐
Boo-Llot just mailed him a ballot. Now the orange Pumpkin wants to speak to the manager. ๐ป
Whatโs Donnieโs FIRST excuse for refusing to open it?
@Parody_RH ๐ Look! Donnieโs coming!
Heโs SO excited for the midterms. Canโt wait. Best elections ever, believe me. ๐บ๐ธ
Boo-Llot is excited too. For slightly different reasons. ๐ป
13 days to go. Trumpโs Midterm Nightmare launches Nov 3. ๐
@TrumpNightmar3
@1000xgirl ๐ Look! Donnieโs coming!
And heโs dressed for Halloween. ๐
Waitโฆ thatโs not a costume? ๐ณ
Trumpโs Midterm Nightmare. Launch Nov 3. ๐
@TrumpNightmar3
@sled_o ๐ Look! Donnieโs coming!
Trick or treat? ๐
Boo-Llot: โWeโre not giving you any more treats, Donald.โ ๐ป
Midterms in 2 weeks. Launch Nov 3. ๐
@TrumpNightmar3
@AlphaCryptoGems ๐ Look! Donnieโs coming!
Trick or treat? ๐
Boo-Llot: โWeโre not giving you any more treats, Donald.โ ๐ป
Midterms in 2 weeks. Launch Nov 3. ๐
@TrumpNightmar3
@MrHodlReal ๐ Look! Donnieโs coming!
2 weeks to the midterms, and heโs going on a road trip to โreconnect with voters.โ
The voters did not ask for this. ๐ป
Trumpโs Midterm Nightmare. Launch Nov 3. ๐
@TrumpNightmar3