Trumps Poop Tweets

A collection of crappy posts from the Cheeto-faced Pooper-In-Chief. ✯︎ 💩➠🚽 📲 ︎ ✯ Satire / Parody / Commentary ✯︎ Images credited as possible.

[The Daily Cartoonist @dailycartoonist]

Today's @ComicStripOTD "Dysappointments" featuring @AnnTelnaes, @BillBramhall, @claytoonz, @DaveWhamond, Drew Sheneman, @EdWexler, Jimmy Margulies, @deAdder, @Nick_Anderson_, @pxmolina, and Tom the Dancing Bug.

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@LucasSa56947288 Fact: @JesseBWatters is every bit the arrogant fucktard sucking Trump’s taint that most of America thinks he is. Prove me wrong…

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Yeah. What are we doing in January again, I forgot?

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

You know that cloud 9 Democrats are hanging out on?

Wait for January.

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@Kitty_Gaia Agreed. Good for her.

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@JDVance and @MrsErikaKirk make a cute couple.

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@SpencerHakimian None of them look old enough to buy alcohol, and most of them aren’t old enough to vote. STFU and sit down!

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@PapiTrumpo Why is my doppelgänger bald? Way to go you fuckwitted shit brain! 🖕

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@Oldtimers365 Thinking about all the Americans I have screwed over.

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@RollingStone From this photo, it’s appears drugs and/or alcohol was involved.

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@MysterySolvents Pam’s a hottie. I’ll move on her next time we’re alone in the Oval Office.

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@Geniustechw Polar bear.
Grizzly bear.
Great white shark.
Orca.
Stephen Miller in his dreams.

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@Geniustechw An “ice pick”. Alternately, it’s now sometimes referred to colloquially as “Kristi Noem”.

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@Matt_Pinner Pee, as in urine.

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Read it aloud buddy… 🤔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid.

And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.

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@smc429 @KellDA That’s quite a transformation. She’s definitely my type. #HubbaHubba 🍆 💋

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Do I really have a vagina neck? 🤨

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He was unworthy of this world.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

World Deemed Unworthy Of Charlie Kirk https://t.co/R8SVfdI6oW

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Please @KatyTurNBC stop referring to #Phish concerts, in your on-air work. It’s getting really fehking old, and the rest of us who aren’t #PhishDicks don’t give a crap.

Then again, if you could work in lyrics or song references akin to what @AriMelber does, you might impress me.

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Yes Vld, everyone hates #Russia under your tiny thumb.

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@marlene4719 @Matthewtravis08 Fehking fascist thugs!