𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦

#Resist! Trump to english Translator Parody based on @RealDonaldTrump #Resistance
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[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: This is how it will play out.. (New link).

#TrumpRussiaCollusion #TrumpRussiaArrests #MuellerMonday #Russia #MAGA #TrumpRussia #IMPEACHTRUMPNOW #Impeach45
https://t.co/ikEIVMJnRT

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: Insurrection? What Insurrection? Wasn't me! Please don't impeach me or use the 25th! I haven't had time to write my own pardon yet!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: @realDonaldTrump 🤐😶

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: I'm an embarrassment! This under my watch and I don't know who did it or how to respond. Security people I hired say it was Russia I don't believe them. I'm doing nothing because my good friend Putin says it's fine he even sent IT guys to my office to fix it! Thnks P

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....discussing the possibility that it may be China (it may!). There could also have been a hit on our ridiculous voting machines during the election, which is now obvious that I won big, making it an even more corrupted embarrassment for the USA. @DNI_Ratcliffe @SecPompeo

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....discussing the possibility that it may be China (it may!). There could also have been a hit on our ridiculous voting machines during the election, which is now obvious that I won big, making it an even more corrupted embarrassment for the USA. @DNI_Ratcliffe @SecPompeo

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: Thanks Joe Biden and Kamala!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NASDAQ and S&P close at all-time highs. Congratulations!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: Save me from going to prison! Reelection is my only hope! 😱😢😭😣😖😫😩😭

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Specific allegations were made, and we have massive proof, in the Pennsylvania case. Some people just don’t want to see it. They want nothing to do with saving our Country. Sad!!!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: 😭😢😭😢😳🥴🤢🤮

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICA FIRST!!!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: I can't accept reality and in my state of narcissistic injury is manifesting as narcissistic rage and complete denial of reality. My imaginary and infantile omnipotence has been shattered and now all I have is rage and tears..... 😭

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THE ELECTION!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: It ends not with a BANG but a WI/MI/PA.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: Wahhhhhhhhhh!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: Thank you for doing your part by voting a responsible man like Joe Biden into office. I clearly hated this job and never was any good at it anyhow....

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

With the attack by the Radical Left Dems on the Republican Senate, the Presidency becomes even more important!

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

TRANSLATION: I the commander in chief of the US military don't know where I put my soldiers ballots... or I don't know how military ballot counting works.... Take your pick.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Where are the missing military ballots in Georgia? What happened to them?

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

@realDonaldTrump Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · Nov 8, 2013
Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible.

https://t.co/7myfHajkFY

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · Nov 8, 2013
Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible. https://t.co/7myfHajkFY

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

Trump wanted to cut the deficit - higher than ever
wanted cut the trade deficit - higher than ever
wanted cut immigration - higher than in decades
wanted bring back coal - More coal plants closed than in Obama
wanted drain the swamp - more malodorous than ever

FAIL. SAD. FAIL.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

@realDonaldTrump TRANSLATION: I've never read the Constitution nor do I know how impeachment works. It can't be appealed to the Supreme court. It's a political process enshrined in the constitution not a judicial one. The SC = no authority over it. That's not how it works. https://t.co/7BQUBDKSL8

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

@realDonaldTrump TRANSLATION: I've never read the Constitution nor do I know how impeachment works. It can't be appealed to the Supreme court. It's a political process enshrined in the constitution not a judicial one. The SC = no authority over it. That's not how it works. https://t.co/7BQUBDKSL8

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Mueller Report, despite being written by Angry Democrats and Trump Haters, and with unlimited money behind it ($35,000,000), didn’t lay a glove on me. I DID NOTHING WRONG. If the partisan Dems ever tried to Impeach, I would first head to the U.S. Supreme Court. Not only......

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

@seanhannity TRANSLATION: Barr: █ ████████ ███he██ ████████████ ███totally██████ ████ █ did ████████ not ██ ███ ███ █████ do ███ ███ it ██████ ███ ██!
Signed: Robert Mueller
https://t.co/wA1zXMqbRF

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 🌊💦 @TrumpTranslato]

@seanhannity TRANSLATION: Barr: █ ████████ ███he██ ████████████ ███totally██████ ████ █ did ████████ not ██ ███ ███ █████ do ███ ███ it ██████ ███ ██!
Signed: Robert Mueller
https://t.co/wA1zXMqbRF