Wiffle Trump

Classic wiffleball analysis from 45

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

@EvanRobertsWFAN someone please tell that previous call he is an idiot. They absolutely DID have the new OT rules on a graphic on the broadcast. I had to pause the game and explain to the old people in the room watching

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

LFGGSWL. VOTE OK. ITS THE BEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER. LFG VOTING

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

Burner acct? WiffleTrump doesnt do “burner” accts. Unless you are, in fact, a burner yourself. But if I was a burner, i would be the best burner, bc im the best, better burner than CDs. Maybe the @bronxroyals will replace you with someone who throws yard speed 👀👀👀

[Vinny @Lazy3ye3]

@ShutUpStein @soupgod11 @TrumpWiffle 😘

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

I hear this @Lazy3ye3 character throws lobs HAHA. Must be like facing missiles from Iran, inaccurate and ineffective. Maybe he even shot down a Ukrainian passenger plane with his lobs #hatetoseeit. My missiles, of course, are like Kevin Norris risers in Texas, but much better OBV

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

LOL ok stein, ill hit bombs off you all day, bc ur trash, and im better then Haverty, which isnt saying much, but im better than you, and didio, and LOU, and anyone who plays NWLA

[Shut Up Stein @ShutUpStein]

Hey @TrumpWiffle I heard you can’t hit a bomb without congressional approval. That’s a bitch move trump

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

LOL. Haverty dominant? Im more dominant, bc im the best ever, just ask @GoldenStickWiff. Haverty hasnt been good since the #vice documentary, guy is weaker than liberal foreign policies #hatetoseeit. Isnt “fighting irishmen” a stereotype for Irish people? Not nice @fastplastic

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

Early 2020 energy, which is great energy, because I created it, but Didio doesnt play wiffs, but I do, bc im the greatest ok? NOW RT!!

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

Wow. Great move from Matty. Good move. Love the move. Smart move. Glad i met with him and told him to do this. Almost as good of a move as me being president, almost. Dark Knights, like the Dems, are in panic mode!!

[Golden Stick Wiffle®️ @GoldenStickWiff]

BREAKING NEWS: Although Free Agency has not officially begun, Dark Knights star MATT VALENTI has allegedly announced that he will decline his 2020 option and opt for free agency #wifflewire #wowowowow #yardleague

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

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[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

You hear these #dems want to legalize marijuana? Best idea they’ve ever had, except for recruiting Gerard, which was my idea, because i’m amazing, but good idea nonetheless. Dont tell Tom Gannon or Gino or Joe Nord tho..... could be a YUGEEEE problem

[Wiffle Trump @TrumpWiffle]

Wow. What a great deal for GSWL’s DEK. Smart move, great move with the 12 man roster. Great deal. Nobody makes better deals, except me of course. But great deal