Trump in Bed

If Trump sounds like that in public, then what in hell does he sound like in the sack?

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

@realDonaldTrump My fish lips in jail

Will soon be for sale.

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

SOON I'LL BE MAKING LOVE WITH IVANKA IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM. I WONDER WHAT ABE WOULD THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT. THAT'S WHY I WANT TO DO IT THERE

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

I FEEL VICTORY APPROACHING TODAY. IT'S ACTUALLY BUBBLING UP INSIDE MY NUTSACK. MY NUTSACK IS NEVER WRONG. I HAVE THE MOST ACCURATE NUTSACK

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

I'D WISH HILLARY GOOD LUCK BUT WHAT I REALLY WISH SHE COULD HAVE IS A FACE FULL OF HER HUSBAND'S SPLOOGE STRAIGHT OUT OF MONICA'S PIE HOLE

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY IS REALLY ONE BIG PUSSY I'M ABOUT TO GRAB. IT'S HAIRY, IT'S WET, AND IT'S DYING TO HAVE MY LITTLE FINGERS IN THERE

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

I ASK YOU TO GO OUT TOMORROW AND VOTE FOR ME. MELANIA ASKS YOU TO "GO OUTS AND VOTES FOR MY HUSBAND." IVANKA ASKS YOU TO REMEMBER HER BRAND

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS SUCH A LOSER. JON BON JOVI IS AN EVEN GREATER LOSER. YOU KNOW WHO'S GREAT? TED NUGENT. HE'S LIKE THE WHITE MAN'S JAY-Z

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

SARAH PALIN TEXTED TO WISH ME "GOOD LUCK FOR GOSH-DARNED SAKES!!!" TO BE HONEST, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE'D BE MORE SUCCESSFUL IN GANGBANG PORN

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

MELANIA HAS ALREADY STARTED CALLING ME "MEESTER PREZIDENT" AND HERSELF AS "THE FIRSTEST LADY." SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT IVANKA ALWAYS COMES 1ST

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

NORTH CAROLINA HAS BEEN TERRIFIC TO ME. THE MEN GET IT ON WITH THEIR DAUGHTERS WHILE THEIR WIVES LOOK THE OTHER WAY. PROBABLY AT BLACK MEN

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

A TREMENDOUS NUMBER OF HISPANICS HAVE ALREADY STOPPED EATING TACO BOWLS AND RAPING FOR LONG ENOUGH TO VOTE EARLY FOR ME IN FLORIDA & NEVADA!

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

GRABBING VICTORY BY THE PUSSY TOMORROW NIGHT AS AMERICA OPENS ITS TERRIFIC LEGS & WELCOMES MY GROPE. TOTALLY CONSENTING. THE BEST CONSENTING

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

TONIGHT IS THE LAST NIGHT I WILL NOT BE THE PRESIDENT. IMAGINE HOW HARD IT WILL MAKE MY DICK. AND I ALREADY HAVE THE HARDEST DICK ON EARTH

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

MANY PEOPLE SAY SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MY DAUGHTER IVANKA. THAT BEING SAID, I CAN TELL YOU THAT WE HAVE NEVER DONE ANAL

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

BEYONCE AND KATY PERRY ARE BOTH PIGS, SLOBS, DOGS, SLUTS, CUNTS, WHORES, BIMBOS, CUM-BUCKETS, TRAMPS AND NASTY BITCHES. THEY ALSO EAT SHIT

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

SOMETIMES MELANIA MAKES SENSE. TONIGHT SHE SAID: 'IF ALL WHITES PEOPLES VOTES FOR YOU, THEN WE WILL MOVE TO WHITEST HOUSE WITH NO PROBLEMS"

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

I GRABBED MY MOTHER'S PUSSY ON THE WAY OUT OF THAT CUNT 70 YEARS AGO & NOBODY COMPLAINED. THAT'S HOW FUCKING UNFAIR I AM BEING TREATED. SAD!

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

THIS IS AN UNFAIR RIGGED FUCKING SYSTEM. IT'S RIGGED IN FAVOR OF THE LOSERS, THE HANDICAPPED, THE FUCKFACES, THE MINORITIES AND BITCHY WOMEN

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

I GRABBED A TEACHER'S PUSSY BACK IN GRADE SCHOOL. SHE SAID, "DONNIE, DO THAT AGAIN & I'LL STICK YOUR LITTLE FINGERS IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER"

[Trump in Bed @Trump_in_Bed]

JAY-Z CAN GRAB HIS BLACK DICK ONSTAGE BUT IF I GRAB ONE UNCONSENTING PUSSY ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. JUST AN EXAMPLE OF HOW RIGGED THIS SHIT IS