Trumpericks

Retired lawyer pens limericks mocking DJT and his lackeys here, on "Trumpericks" FB page, and in Trumpericks "covfefe table" books available on Amazon.

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I like rhymes that are crass and uncouth.
Man from Nantucket. Girl from Duluth.
Give me poems that are fun.
Clever word play or pun.
Silly couplets imparting great truth. /8

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Luminaries like Wordsworth and Browning
would regard writing limericks as clowning.
And such poetry greats
as Frost, Whitman and Yeats
are undoubtedly mocking and frowning. /1

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For a poetry reading, I know
I'd much rather Ed Lear than Ed Poe.
It's good humor I'm cravin',
not some downhearted raven.
I want laughs with my first cup of joe. /7

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Greg engages in ignorant prattle.
Like Ted Cruz, he's all hat and no cattle.
It confounds and perplexes
how they represent Texas.
Re-enacting the Alamo battle? /4

#AbbottFailedTexas #AbbottFailedTexasAgain #COVIDIOTS #COVID19 #MaskUpTexas #CancunCruz @GregAbbott_TX

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For his part, Texas Governor Abbott
has made brainless pronouncements a habit.
Ditch your mask if you want.
Hit a packed restaurant.
Crave some Covid exposure? Go grab it! /1

#AbbottFailedTexas #AbbottFailedTexasAgain #COVIDIOTS #COVID19 #MaskUpTexas @GregAbbott_TX

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In a cold storm his power grid stopped.
A bizarre theory Greg would adopt:
Lost electricity?
Blame it on AOC.
Not surprisingly that fiction flopped. /3

#AbbottFailedTexas #AbbottFailedTexasAgain #COVIDIOTS #COVID19 #MaskUpTexas @GregAbbott_TX

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His behavior's a little bit manic.
Threw the Capitol into a panic.
He won't likely make bail
and while sitting in jail,
he insists that his food be organic. /3

#InsurrectionHasConsequences #CapitolRiots #Idiocracy #TrumpImpeachment #FBR #Resist

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Trump idolater "QAnon Shaman"
wears a headdress that's somewhat uncommon.
Totes unique riot gear;
megaphone and long spear.
Has a cranium chocked full of ramen. /1

#InsurrectionHasConsequences #CapitolRiots #Idiocracy #TrumpImpeachment #FBR #Resist

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His distinct look and hairy bare chest
served to all but ensure his arrest.
Had a treasonous bender.
Now his legal defender
seeks a pardon and hopes for the best. /2

#InsurrectionHasConsequences #CapitolRiots #Idiocracy #TrumpImpeachment #FBR #Resist

[Trumpericks @TrumpericksBook]

My sedition has caused death and strife.
Now the calls for impeachment are rife.
But the thing I can't stand?
This is hurting my brand!
And without Twitter, what's left in life? /6

#TrumpInsurrection #TrumpIsATraitor #Sedition #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #FBR #Resist #trumpericks

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Told the crowd they were victims of theft.
Did my best to make them feel bereft.
"Trial by combat," yelled Rudy.
It's a patriot's duty.
Lost in court, so you're all we have left. /1

#TrumpInsurrection #TrumpIsATraitor #Sedition #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #FBR #Resist #trumpericks

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As I watched I was thrilled and delighted
with the mayhem that I had incited.
My supporters showed guts.
(Wish they'd gotten haircuts.)
It's too bad that they'll all be indicted. /5

#TrumpInsurrection #TrumpIsATraitor #Sedition #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #FBR #Resist #trumpericks