Jonathan Trumpf

Everybody's second favorite doctor, lawyer, teacher, plumber, astronaut, firefighter, police officer, massage therapist.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has fallen to the ground on 17.4% of his shot attempts in the playoffs, per @tomhaberstroh

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16 years ago, all 3 of us had hair back then. @hutchinson @SeaNanners

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@MurkaDurkah These + Red Fruits

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@tnose14 @AutomaticJak Absolutely solid trilogy

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@DKarma @JPKrez sick

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@TripleDylanRS

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@Regicidal I like my matchups so hopefully so! Sounds like you're in the running to make it so hopefully it works out in your favor, too!

[Jonathan Trumpf @Trumpfy]

@Regicidal finished 9-4 for the season, have our 1st round playoff bye. Have some pretty decent matchups moving forward to hopefully get me to the championship

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@Regicidal

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@Regicidal Yeah man. I'm surprised I've been able to get this far lol. I got pretty lucky drafting some younger talent this year, have some other guys balling out and taking care of me.

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@Regicidal I had Nabers, Garrett Wilson, Jayden Reed, Mike Evans, Hakeem Haskins and Sam LaPorta all get hurt this year.

Also suffering from Justin Jefferson not getting ANYTHING this year because JJ McCarthy is garbage

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@Regicidal It's been pretty brutal for me in 2 of my 3 leagues with the amount of injuries I've gotten hit with this year. Hoping to take my 3rd league all the way but we'll see how it goes

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GTA VI will be the biggest flop in the history of games.

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

[Jonathan Trumpf @Trumpfy]

What is the best site to sell CS skins on these days?

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Boxing is so fucking terrible lol.

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@EnadZT This was actually one of my favorite series of all time.
First being The First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie.

I listened to the audiobooks for Mistborn and it made it so much better.

[Luka Updates @LukaUpdates]

LeBron last ring will be Luka first ring. And after last game of the Finals LeBron will reach with his hands up, take a crown off his head, put it on Luka head and announce his retirement.

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#EoD @Envy

[Mike Rufail @hastr0]

I was recently given the chance to re-acquire @Envy along with the @DallasFuel and @DallasEmpire brands. I took that chance... #EoD

[Jonathan Trumpf @Trumpfy]

My heart hurts

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Final.

[Jonathan Trumpf @Trumpfy]

Can't wait for another 4 years of people giving me weird looks or saying "Fuck Trump" whenever they see my name.