Trumpistan

Republicans? There's nobody here but us New Conservatives.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

Some washed up never famous band from Australia is stealing the #Trumpistan name for their album. Even on instrumentals they sound like leftist degenerates, you can still hear the clear bias. #CeaseAndDesist

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

Turning aged care into a vehicle for profit was always going to have some rough edges. But those big full page glossy ads all over newspapers weekend magazines were, and still are, very convincing.

Anyway, it's Australia. There's the money pile, get your shovel.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

Space Force is a vital part of continuing the mission that all those rockets in 1940s Germany were being built for. No laws in Space. No human rights. None of this 'Humans aren't commodities' crap.

Bring your lasers, leave your empathy behind.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

.@DonaldJTrumpJr, @EricTrump, @IvankaTrump, if the revolution is over already and I have to change this account name, just tell me, FFS.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

If Nature didn't want us to use her stuff, why did she leave it lying around unsecured and unlocked? Just asking for trouble.

[The Guardian @guardian]

'We did it to ourselves': scientist says intrusion into nature led to pandemic https://t.co/L6rV4uLSrD

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

It's good to see Glenn Beck is a willing partner in @ElonMusk's solid plan to crashland tin cans full of disposable humans on Mars. Their corpses will be recycled by robots for water and fertiliser, so crops will be growing when the billionaires arrive in the 2030s.

Cheers.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

.@elonmusk plans to send people to Mars by 2026 — SEVEN years before NASA.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

@glennbeck @elonmusk They're going to be eating each other up there when the supply ships don't make it.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

@glennbeck @elonmusk But it's a one-way trip to Mars for the first 20,000 people to go.

Personally, I wouldn't be on the first few dozen flights. Some of Elon's tin cans are going to crash on Mars because, well, a planet needs fertiliser for crops. And water.

And humans are chock full of both.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

@CapelLofft If Americans can be taught to hate the English again, like they used to, there would be a familiar common enemy to unite the people.

In the meantime, enjoy some all-American bleached, weird looking chickens. Actually, go with chicken pieces. Best not to look at the whole thing.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

He's supposed to be nuking Mars and he's off playing video games with monkeys.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Please consider working at Neuralink!

Short-term: solve brain/spine injuries
Long-term: human/AI symbiosis

Latter will be species-level important

Work at either at our Bay Area or Austin locations

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

@CapelLofft Watch your mouth. England is a small, vulnerable and increasingly isolated country who prime export will soon be only eel in shaved ice. America could roll over that sinking island in an afternoon and stop for dinner in Paris.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

Think about this: If Craig Kelly wasn't telling the truth, why is his Facebook page more popular than Scott Morrison's or the Daily Telegraph's?
#IStandWithCraigKelly

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

Or more kind of a lean, when he's pissed as a maggot and he has to be kept horizontal. #IStandWithCraigKelly

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

What? The Trump insurgency is over already?

Are we sure that whole post-election 'Stop The Steal' business wasn't just so the Trump Family could score $175 million in walk-away money?

Will definitely investigate after I send this six-figure check to Trump Presidential Library

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

Inspiring @realDonaldTrump "The American Dream is dead" #Trump2016

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

@JoshNBCNews Won't happen.

[MatrixUnloaded @Matrix_Unloaded]

@DigToTheTruth I thought Parler got its money from Rebekah Mercer and Robert Mercer, who are the dark money behind Ted Cruz, Donald Trump and Breitbart. I doubt if the Mercers have gone bankrupt.
Anybody know more about these shadowy characters in the attempted coup? Just asking.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

Never occurred to Dan or any other wealthy Republicans to buy or build server farms to stay online? Why was entire Trump movement relying on Leftist Big Tech to keep them online? Had they learned nothing at all?

[Love @DigToTheTruth]

Dan Bongino says the Parler takedown bankrupted him.

[Trumpistan @Trumpistan_]

@spikedonline @GarthGodsman If only he had a press office, media staff, a press briefing room and 100s of journalists on call to distribute whatever he says. Appalling.