Trump's Dreams

Selected entries from the dream journal of the 45th President of the United States.

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DREAM: Tom Price flies above in a golden chariot. I see his face, covered in flies. He proclaims love for Gary Busey and turns to fine dust.

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@ThatNeilGuy @DreamsOfTrump Nice use of the term "simpering." I've had a lot of anxiety dreams about hair loss. Therapist says it's about dad. 👌

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@tomricks1 @DreamsOfTrump What was for dinner? How big was the book? Was there a pic of Perkins on book w/ or w/out teeth? These are needed for interpretation, IMO. 👌

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@Shieldmaid8 Believe me, Jung has a lot more to say about these things. 👌

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@Shieldmaid8 @DreamsOfTrump My therapist says dreams about bodily functions have the best meaning. Symbolism is GREAT! 👌

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@hannah_henley10 @DreamsOfTrump I have had similar dreams. My therapist says it is connected to my history of bed wetting.

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DREAM: Bannon huddles, scared on an iceberg in a pit of eels. He shouts "You will never fulfill me!" I am swept away by many seething mice.

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DREAM: Alone, standing in a vast valley of pine. A gentle rain begins. Voices on the wind whisper "You can never go home." To this, I weep.

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I've been soothing my post-nightmare anxiety by watching Disney's Anastasia, muted, with Pink Floyd's The Wall on repeat. Is this weird?

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DREAM: I am lost, wandering a steaming bog for 100 days & nights. Father appears, covered in vermin, humming America the Beautiful. Dad!

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DREAM: Mysterious man stalks me whispering "Make it last all night." I cry "You will not be the judge of my manhood!" The man is Tom Petty.

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DREAM: Again, circled by taunting 4th graders. They devise a wedgie for me called "the nuclear option". I wake in a wet sob. #NuclearOption

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DREAM: While signing an executive order I notice that it reads, "Moose, moose, moose, moose, petunia."

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DREAM: ACA's repeal rests on 1 vote. The last senator, a tiny crab with 1000 eyes, whispers "All that has happened before will happen again"

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@menendoplex
All dreams enchant me
Who knows what they are about!
Maybe, Sigmund Freud.

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DREAM: Spicer with a giant head, no torso and an insatiable appetite for ramen. Enchanted, I recreate this image #spicerlovesramen #yumramen

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DREAM: A tiny, spunky alien named Rizbar convinces me to invest all my money in Vaseline. "Beige gold!" He says.

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DREAM: Obama taps my phone with crystals allowing father's ghost to eavesdrop. He whispers "You will never be good enough." Dad! #ghostdad

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DREAM: Americans say I am not christian enough. I scream "MY CROSS IS THE GREATEST" while waving a bible made of teeth and eels.

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Dreams of war. Grandpapá comes home on a crimson stretcher, a golden statuette in one hand, an obsidian dagger through the other.