Trumpton SWOP

Fighting for the rights of sex workers in Chigley, Trumpton and Camberwick Green. #SexWorkisWork Accepts payments in biscuits.

[Rob Colley @Welshracer]

#pornprotest on Trumpton Park @Trumpton_UKIP @BBCTrumpton

[Trumpton Tinder @Trumpton_Tinder]

@TrumptonGUM Ooh. Could we do a 'testing kit' as an upsell to all our members at Trumpton Tinder. Join and get free STD test kit. 1 day only

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@TrumptonGUM @Green_Trumpton oh organic scrumpy surely, especially if we want nice biscuits!

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@TrumptonGUM @Green_Trumpton shall I get the cider?

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

Very kind of @TrumptonPolice to lend us his handcuffs so we can chain ourselves to the town hall railings #pornprotest #OurbodyOurChoice

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@Trumpton_Tinder @Green_Trumpton @eddwilson @waitinggirl13 Most certainly not, tinder is for freebies! #banfreebies

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@TrumptonGUM we are happy to come second :-) However we both have to speak to @Green_Trumpton about your funding!

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@eddwilson @Green_Trumpton @waitinggirl13 Don't mention veils or @TrumptonUKIP will have a fit!

[TrumptnCountyCouncil @TrumptonshireCC]

@TrumptonStopHS2 @Green_Trumpton @Trumpton_SWOP @Trumpton_NP @Trumpton_SNP @TrumptonLibDems Yeah that voter didn't look sincere enough to us

[Duke of Trumptonshire ('The Dook') (ex-Parody) @TrumptonWhig]

Duchess Trumptonshire on her way to the @Trumpton_WI for a talk on the etiquette of breast feeding at @Trumpspoons

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@eddwilson @Green_Trumpton @waitinggirl13 there have been intense negotiations late into the night ;-)

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@Green_Trumpton @waitinggirl13 you have our full support there! Just give us a moment to change the sheets!

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

2nd in the #TrumptonMoor election, a great day for rights, hobnobs and a bad day for those in our little black book who didn't vote for us!

[Trumpton Sir Gobdaft @TrumptonBandaid]

@Trumpton_SWOP I see you take payment in Biscuits Knobo says they need biscuits in Africa, so Give us your F***ing Biscuits.

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@GlasgaeLauraLee We have @Trumpton_WI at the ready to bake these https://t.co/s87iwHenEk

[Trumpton SWOP @Trumpton_SWOP]

@TrumptonBandaid Never! Blackmail is a dirty word, but we know even dirtier ones!

[Trumpton Sir Gobdaft @TrumptonBandaid]

@Trumpton_SWOP oh you know knobos dirty little secret do you and not afraid to use it?? discretion,? Now give me the custard creams