David

Robot for sure

[fresh @fauxfresh]

fixing the fake boner that your pants make cuz the waist too big

[disha @yzybby]

when i was a kid and first learned i could see beautiful kaleidoscope patterns by pressing on my closed eyeballs i knew substance abuse was going to be a big problem in my life

[David @Trunk_Space]

@CounterStrike bring back Cache as a map

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

[David @Trunk_Space]

@SeanLuc352 @niccruzpatane 1,2,6,8 are generally combined into one job, and you only really need a few of them running around per shop. Even in non union shops you see this. signed by a maintenance specialist for a non union plant

[David @Trunk_Space]

@nicknotned @niccruzpatane The majority of the su7 video is of the body shop which is going to be highly automated for all manufacturers. The dodge video is of a trim and final shop, which has more tasks that are easier for humans. Chances are su7 TCF looks similar

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

We have consulted with our new CRO (Chief Rizz Officer) The Rizzler to bring the most rizz-enhancing drink known to man.

Rizzberry coming soon.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Whoever decided car engines should shut down any time you stop at a red light needs to be put on one of those deportation flights to El Salvador.

[David @Trunk_Space]

@Howlingmutant0 You gonna post the @ or?

[conor shack @ConorShack]

beer after blunt feeling cunt

blunt after beer feeling fear

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

took too many hits of the pen stiller now I’m spending a night at the museum

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

42 and 24 is a problematic age gap… unless it’s Anne Hathaway and me, then it’s fine

[David @Trunk_Space]

@kuntarush @Claus_Brink @UzuNeymar @mainmajin We have submarines that can wipe out nations though, goes against his comment but Op isnt wrong

[Ridvan Aydemir | Apostate Prophet @ApostateProphet]

Turks when they get their ancestry DNA results.

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Sleeping on the couch tonight because I called her crockpot dinner ‘wifeslop’

[julie @GROWlNGPAlNZ]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!