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Magic (n.): people

[Eloquent🏺Elephant @Trunkulent]

Capitalism: has killed people

Socialism: has killed people

Communism: has killed people

Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear bomb in existence: has never killed people

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@OblomovCocktail @MILLENIALCHASER I support your bottom surgery

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I suppose it's official. 'Rooms' are 'back'.

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Mommy HATES when I speak truth to power (it's ice cream time)

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@forzeth @catwthewires I showed this to my wife because "deployed indoors" was hysterical to me, but she said, very soberly, to explain that it's fine and hers is the same way .

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@CoughsOnWombats From a gm gameplay perspective, these types of things absolutely should occur, but with the box left open for resistance, even if it is extremely narrow, unless the failstate being an automatic 'You Lose' button has been telegraphed over and over.

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@CoughsOnWombats I like this insofar as consequences are Important in narrative play, but dislike it in terms of forced inevitability; it's not specified here, but was it consistently looming while the party did their thing? Were they literally the only force capable of posing resistance?

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@LeoRandger That's why I memorized his lines in that funny accent

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Type of guy who visits a strip club, takes a rotation giving all the ladies two thumbs way up, then leaves

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@forzeth I simply perform in ways I can't comprehend

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@RyleeXIII Technically

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@RyleeXIII I would simply write him a strongly worded letter

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If you set up an LLC and simply employ yourself, you are legally entitled to minimum wage. Many people fail to make use of this free money because it is a well-kept secret by innumerable millionaires who began their journeh at such a humble wage.

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I watched Obsession last night, it left me trembling for about four hours, starting from the last third of the movie. Neat!

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@anglocat_holic @Daniel_Sugarman I'm afraid I haven't read any of it

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I am sure that my fascination with internet racists will bear fruit in The Real World some day...

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Art clearly affects the world, predominantly via efficient sorting of the most insufferable into the same twitter spheres

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Capitalism, in its infinite wisdom, has divined that I never *need* to get my hands dirty if I take every possible step to avoid it, and I would like to take advantage of that, God willing.

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After many years, I have finally gotten to Moist von Lipwig in Going Postal.

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@sorennneros Posting MUST continue.

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Posting must continue